THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

Thanks, Hop




  1. addicted2tv says:

    I don’t know…Not a big fan of glorifying the killing of another human being. Isn’t this what the terrorists do? I was just thinking that we might be better than that.

  2. faxon says:

    Hey! I have some home versions of this microchip!
    Can hardly wait to implant a few worthy “citizens”.

  3. Wretched Gnu says:

    The numbers show, unfortunately, that these are usually implanted in Iraqi and Afghan civilians.

  4. ubiquitous talking head says:

    What if they just shoot the prisoners as soon as they take them?

    Are you saying that this matters to you?

  5. ubiquitous talking head says:

    btw, what is a “b-tip” ?

    I’ve never seen one.

  6. Special Ed says:

    This is lead poisoning without the slow build up – schweet!

  7. Johnny Libertus says:

    Not funny.

  8. amodedoma says:

    No one joins the corps if they have any qualms about killing. It’s what’s expected of a marine. Those that join know this and they’re volunteers, so it’s safe to say they want to kill. Who might they kill if it weren’t for the war? They’re patriots out to kill a dangerous enemy, a noble justification. All societies have violent members, maybe wars just a wway to put them to good use.

  9. amodedoma says:

    #35

    It’s a sniper bullet. It’s got a nylon tip for added accuracy.

  10. hhopper says:

    Or to blow through a bullet-proof vest.

  11. Two to the Head says:

    #2
    “I doubt it would implant, but pass clear through. That distinction would hardly matter given the intent.”

    22 long rifle hollow point would implant nicely.

  12. gmknobl says:

    Typical Marine bravado joke.

    “Look how funny we are; we kill people and laugh.” So where was the turban too tight joke in this article. C’mon! Someone must have forgotten to put it in!

    What rot.

  13. Arby says:

    All you folks sitting in your nice warm cozy home in complete freedom and Don’t want to stand behind your Troops…Please Feel Free to stand in Front of them!!


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