1. Mr. Fusion says:

    #29,
     
    OR
     
    My dinner with Pat

  2. I’d go with option 3 by Mr. Fusion in post #4.
     
    Gherkin indeed!!

  3. Donal says:

    Watermelon man gets married..

  4. Michstatemark says:

    Yes, we have been at the beach all week.  Why do you ask
     

  5. Common_Sense says:

    # 28 chuck said, on June 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    Only one of these people have testicles. The answer might surprise you.

    ^^^^ — Winner. I’m not even going to try to top it.

    On a side note: Wow — yeah, turn off scripting in Noscript to get rid of that God-Awful right-to-left whatever the hell that editing disaster was… Ick

  6. Angus says:

    Despite horrible reviews, the actor that played the Goomba in the Super Mario Brothers Movie actually has a really smokin’ wife.

    http://totallylookslike.com/2009/05/20/this-bag-totally-looks-like-goomba/

  7. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    Nokia employees that got too close to the ambient energy source.
    or
    ecrous ygrene tneibma eht ot esolc oot tog taht seeyolpme aikoN.

  8. hhopper says:

    Gloria was not fond of Ralph’s new paint job.
     

  9. Robert Hamilton says:

    No, you really don’t want to know..

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  11. ECA says:

    SPRAY ON TAN..
    TAN in a battle..

  12. faxon says:

    Her head was sticking out of the toaster.

  13. John Paradox says:

    As it turned out, fears about marrying ducks were incorrect, but marriage to bronze statues soon became the norm.
     
    BTW, do they still call this technique ‘Polish” notation?
     
    J/P=?
     

  14. Larry says:

    Sunni’s Russian mail order groom arrived straight from the Chernoble gymnasium

  15. andrew says:

    Corinthian leather

  16. Jägermeister says:

    This fucking dyslexia sucks… We read “Max tan time: 52 minutes”, but it turned out to be 25 minutes.

  17. Mark T. says:

    This is what happens when the exo-skin on the Cyberdyne T1 reaches its expiration date.

  18. Dallas says:

    “I’m not gay. Technically, she’s a she”

  19. Somebody says:

    Photoshop

  20. ECA says:

    Spray on tan, spray on hair..

  21. PodcastBunker says:

    When I ask you to rub suntan oil on me at the pool are you sure you didn’t grab the brown shoe polish instead

  22. leestevens says:

    Lisa told Bobby that the body building trip to North Korea was not a good idea.Fortunately they did not suffer any radiation sickness but something snapped in Bobys mind and he thinks he actually looks good while Lisa is changeing her name to Leon..

  23. 888 says:

    Politically Correct Americans

    or
    (as Poster for NAACP)

    “Every white wants to be black. We always knew it!”

    “Organize Billion-men March against Tanning solutions! It is Putting Black Face all over again!”

  24. amarquart says:

    I think we look HOT

  25. righteous indignation says:

    I traded my lips for muscle.

  26. silentknight says:

    mmmm fake tan tastes just like chicken

  27. JoaoPT says:

    OMG, the terminator really got through, but , alas, the only magazines that survived “armaggedon” were at a fitness parlour…
     

  28. Special Ed says:

    The guy never learned to wipe properly.

  29. fishguy says:

    Baked

  30. larsy87 says:

    FML


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