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65 Comments
  1. Mr. Fusion says:
    6/12/2009 at 9:24 am

    #29,
     
    OR
     
    My dinner with Pat

  2. Misanthropic Scott says:
    6/12/2009 at 9:36 am

    I’d go with option 3 by Mr. Fusion in post #4.
     
    Gherkin indeed!!

  3. Donal says:
    6/12/2009 at 9:50 am

    Watermelon man gets married..

  4. Michstatemark says:
    6/12/2009 at 10:08 am

    Yes, we have been at the beach all week.  Why do you ask
     

  5. Common_Sense says:
    6/12/2009 at 10:20 am

    # 28 chuck said, on June 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    Only one of these people have testicles. The answer might surprise you.

    ^^^^ — Winner. I’m not even going to try to top it.

    On a side note: Wow — yeah, turn off scripting in Noscript to get rid of that God-Awful right-to-left whatever the hell that editing disaster was… Ick

  6. Angus says:
    6/12/2009 at 10:37 am

    Despite horrible reviews, the actor that played the Goomba in the Super Mario Brothers Movie actually has a really smokin’ wife.

    http://totallylookslike.com/2009/05/20/this-bag-totally-looks-like-goomba/

  7. The Monster's Lawyer says:
    6/12/2009 at 10:39 am

    Nokia employees that got too close to the ambient energy source.
    or
    ecrous ygrene tneibma eht ot esolc oot tog taht seeyolpme aikoN.

  8. hhopper says:
    6/12/2009 at 11:04 am

    Gloria was not fond of Ralph’s new paint job.
     

  9. Robert Hamilton says:
    6/12/2009 at 11:42 am

    No, you really don’t want to know..

  10. The Silver Frog says:
    6/12/2009 at 11:48 am

    [Comment deleted – Violation of Posting Guidelines. – ed.]

  11. ECA says:
    6/12/2009 at 12:06 pm

    SPRAY ON TAN..
    TAN in a battle..

  12. faxon says:
    6/12/2009 at 12:14 pm

    Her head was sticking out of the toaster.

  13. John Paradox says:
    6/12/2009 at 1:01 pm

    As it turned out, fears about marrying ducks were incorrect, but marriage to bronze statues soon became the norm.
     
    BTW, do they still call this technique ‘Polish” notation?
     
    J/P=?
     

  14. Larry says:
    6/12/2009 at 1:08 pm

    Sunni’s Russian mail order groom arrived straight from the Chernoble gymnasium

  15. andrew says:
    6/12/2009 at 1:34 pm

    Corinthian leather

  16. Jägermeister says:
    6/12/2009 at 1:53 pm

    This fucking dyslexia sucks… We read “Max tan time: 52 minutes”, but it turned out to be 25 minutes.

  17. Mark T. says:
    6/12/2009 at 2:15 pm

    This is what happens when the exo-skin on the Cyberdyne T1 reaches its expiration date.

  18. Dallas says:
    6/12/2009 at 2:17 pm

    “I’m not gay. Technically, she’s a she”

  19. Somebody says:
    6/12/2009 at 2:58 pm

    Photoshop

  20. ECA says:
    6/12/2009 at 4:24 pm

    Spray on tan, spray on hair..

  21. PodcastBunker says:
    6/12/2009 at 4:46 pm

    When I ask you to rub suntan oil on me at the pool are you sure you didn’t grab the brown shoe polish instead

  22. leestevens says:
    6/12/2009 at 8:51 pm

    Lisa told Bobby that the body building trip to North Korea was not a good idea.Fortunately they did not suffer any radiation sickness but something snapped in Bobys mind and he thinks he actually looks good while Lisa is changeing her name to Leon..

  23. 888 says:
    6/12/2009 at 9:28 pm

    Politically Correct Americans

    or
    (as Poster for NAACP)

    “Every white wants to be black. We always knew it!”

    “Organize Billion-men March against Tanning solutions! It is Putting Black Face all over again!”

  24. amarquart says:
    6/12/2009 at 9:37 pm

    I think we look HOT

  25. righteous indignation says:
    6/12/2009 at 10:18 pm

    I traded my lips for muscle.

  26. silentknight says:
    6/13/2009 at 2:53 am

    mmmm fake tan tastes just like chicken

  27. JoaoPT says:
    6/13/2009 at 4:18 am

    OMG, the terminator really got through, but , alas, the only magazines that survived “armaggedon” were at a fitness parlour…
     

  28. Special Ed says:
    6/13/2009 at 6:10 am

    The guy never learned to wipe properly.

  29. fishguy says:
    6/13/2009 at 7:43 am

    Baked

  30. larsy87 says:
    6/13/2009 at 10:03 am

    FML


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