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How about any of these?
Now cough!
You have a polyp.
Motor Oil Enema
Shit Can
RoboFisting
Bite my shinny metal ass.
No! The leg bone is connected to the thigh bone, NOT that one!
This may be a bit obscure, but how about:
Can of Coke
Even Robbie the Robot knows he needs an annual prostate exam. How about you?
From the documentary The Birth of Alfredone.
Dick Cheney getting ready to play as the Tin Man.
Cripes Robbie!….what have they been feeding you?
I am bender. Please insert girder.
Whatever you do, DON’T pull his finger!
Robbie could barely contain his laughter as he thought about that massive tub of chili he had for lunch and the growling in his stomach…..
this is weird..
WHAT is this, a NEW telescope??
OK, PULL that out…
Put your finger THERE!..
Awwwww!!!
Ok, how far up does this can of soup go?
The birth of C3PO
Professor Jones, reminds his assistant once again, that Robo-bot’s ass bolt is metric not standard threads…
Hank and Steve discover that the Obama-bot has it’s mouth and anal circuts crossed wired, thus expaining why Obama-bots talk non-stop and are full of crap.
It will work now.
This historic photo, taken just a few minutes before Skynet became self-aware, and we all declared allegiance to our new robot overlords.
With this new component he will no longer need a teleprompter to sound intelligent…
Bender: “Fix my shiny metal a$$!”
Bender’s birth photos
Prototype robot benderalpha2 has his shiny metal ass installed.
Bender’s first colonoscopy
Danger! Will Robinson?
New career
Robot proctologist
Could be a growing field.
#29 – Alfredone
I know you’re blinded by your hatred, but would the other option be better… No GM? But in your eyes, anything that the Obama administration does is wrong… it’s part of your nature… HATE.
“Alright, whose brilliant idea of us giving this thing a colonoscopy?”
“Alright, whose brilliant idea was this for us giving this thing a colonoscopy?”
I can’t believe they think I’m a Robot
Microsoft engineers looking for the next big breakthrough product.