I once asked a brilliant physicist at Manchester University what he thought of the name the media use for the Higgs boson, the mysterious particle that is regarded as the universal origin of mass. That name, of course, is the God particle.
It is partly with thanks to names like “God particle” and spurious end-of-the-world scenarios that the Large Hadron Collider at Cern near Geneva got so much coverage when it was switched on last year. And broke…
But back to the physicist in Manchester. He paused. He sighed. And then he said: “I really, really don’t like it. It sends out all the wrong messages. It overstates the case. It makes us look arrogant. It’s rubbish.” He then added: “If you walked down the corridor here, poked your head into people’s offices and asked that question, you would likely be struck by flying books…”
Below I’ve set out the best criteria I can find for how to come up with a good name for a new particle. Depending on the number of entries, we’ll select the winner by: consulting physicists; testing the entries on the humanities graduates who run the Guardian’s newsdesk, aka “The Gate Keepers”; or by printing them out on a sheet of paper and asking the chef to throw a dart at it*.
The winner will receive a copy of Science: A Four Thousand Year History by Patricia Fara, and a surprise Higgs boson-themed gift.
1) Names should be serious and accurate
2) It is good to name things after people, but only if you can resist the pressure to hyphenate with two or three extra names
3) Names should be evocative and inspiring.The closing date is midnight Monday 1st June 2009
Post your suggested name in the Comments at the original article.
Higgs boson.
The iPhone particle?
iParticle?
Yeah, why not Higgs boson?
bacon
Harold…
As in “Our lord, who art in heaven. Harold be thy name”.
How about, “Nothing”.
Nah, I don’t feel like signing up for a logon name at that site.
They should call it the numinosity particle.
“Numinosity” is an intrapsychic phenomenon that makes one go: Wow, that’s really SOMETHIN’!
Can be a so-called “spiritual” experience. It is hard-wired into the brain (as are the various deities—unfortunately).
How about:
IT’S-THE-END-OF-THE-WORLD-BEND-DOWN-AND-KISS-YOUR-ASS-GOODBYE-TIME-FOR-THE-RAPTURE-PARTICLE?
No?
Antichrist particle…
Higgs boson.
“The God particle” was never the physicists’ name for it. Blame some idiot in the press instead.
Mass-definition particle
How about not yet discovered particle?
I mean truly why does anyone care when they haven’t nailed down one?
Once they can verify it, then name it.
Cursor_
I need a closer look at the Higgs bosom before I make a decision…maybe get some hands-on examination.
Chuck.
The original name was “The Goddamm Particle” because it was so elusive but the US book publisher said that would not wear in the US. So he changed to to the current one.
My sugestion would be “The Higgson”.
The-Universe-Is-Billions-Of-Years-Old Particle
Rosetta Particle, the stone helped understand egyptian language.
I know, let’s call it particle X. Every time some theoretical physicist can’t use what’s known to explain what’s unknown they apply a term to it and use it to prop up other theories. When it’s a proven I’ll be glad to incorporate it into my database, till then Higgs Boson represents a localized pocket of ignorance.