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Is that Rush Limbaugh screwing the entire GOP? Or just Cheney…
One for the road…
Is this a metaphor for the current GOP strategy??
I could have been laid more than I was if I was willing to do so in Public.
Women as a group encompass a great range of sexual practice/desire, more than any one male.
Remember: Its only unnatural the first time.
“The elephant union says I get a work break, and what I do for 10 minutes is my own damn business!”
And for an extra $50, we offer “the ride of your life”
Damn, I hope it’s a quickie.
Just along for the ride.
Elephant capacity 2. Must redistribute load by creating more elephants.
Whoa! Check out that schlong!
What goes on tour, stays on tour.
Once you go “Pach” you never go back!
#13, McCullough,
Har!
Ah… the joys of tourism.
Get a grip.
insert TAB A’ into SLOT B’
“A typical saturday in the Castro District”
Just ride the F’ing elephant, OK?
Boy, girl, boy, girl order seemed like a good idea at the time…
I was told it’s almost impossible to breed elephants in captivity! These two seem to be getting it on even with humans around.
“Daddy, what are those elephants doing?” asks the little girl.
Thinking quickly the daddy says, “The elephant in back hurt his leg and the one in front is helping him home.”
“Huh,” says the little girl, “just like people. You try to help someone out and you get screwed . . .”
the new republican party… come along for the ride!
Any horse farmer, rancher, and Amish knows that you can’t harness a stallion in the same team with a mare in heat! Who is the dummy that hitched up this entourage? He should be fired for incompetence.
If you want the cows bred, then put them in the coral with the stallion, but keep the team’s productivity on the road not the procreativity!
What are you going to do if a randy male elephant hurts or kills a paying tourist? Some of these clients can sue you for more than you are worth, dead and cremated! Schmuk
“Excuse me while I whip this out…”
Yeeeee-Haaaar!
#26, Crowd goes “Whooooaaaaahhhhh!”
What a sheriff.
They pack much,Much more in the trunk than the trunk..
#31 SVTman,
Just because you asked for it
http://raboff.com/wiredphotos/elephant_penis.jpg
New never before seen adverb definitions of “We are fucked,”Get off my fucking back, what a fucking trip”.as a new noun Thats what I call a traveling trunk,
Comments Bill Clintons kind of elephant.
Dont woory hes a retired Circus Elephant that likes to be watched.
Ok boys we know who is the swinging Dick on this Safari.Stuck up safari elephants.
We flew all the way to India and the only thing we did was ride a f***ing elephant.