Now Alfie, I’ve even been exercising expansive christian charity when lampooning you on other threads. But if you are going to make it “personal”. . . . . . I don’t think you want Fusion, Jag, AND myself all over your ass!
Oops, perhaps I said too much. Where is that wet rug again?
No caption, but that picture is from, I believe, a movie, “Beast From the Haunted Sea” and the guy in the sailor cap did a hilarious take on Humphrey Bogart all movie long.
“Good afternoon, fellow beach-goers! Might I interest you in some yarn?”
(Why does that creature look so familiar? Sometimes it looks like Sarge from Beetle Bailey wandered onto the “Gilligan’s Island” set, other times it looks like Homer Simpson covered with spaghetti…)
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A classic case of monster hyperthyroidism.
Excuse me Sir, I’m Jeff from the FCC, I’m here to inspect your Wi-Fi Network. What?!?! Oh no, I don’t have a warrant, just a superiority complex.
Cookie Monster virus strikes YouTube!
All videos infected.
Is the soul sucking monster on the right, or in the middle?
Boobies!!
Hair club for Men gone mad.
And everybody thinks Adam Curry’s hair looks bad now…
“I’m sorry, but I’m leaving you for a younger…”
too soon?
Bob Crane’s Pornos are weird
Dick Cheney: lifeguard.
The censored scene from Sigmund and the Sea Monster.
J/P=?
Excuse me miss, is this thing bothering you?
Creature from the Springfield Lagoon – starring Homer Swampson and featuring Blinky
Now Alfie, I’ve even been exercising expansive christian charity when lampooning you on other threads. But if you are going to make it “personal”. . . . . . I don’t think you want Fusion, Jag, AND myself all over your ass!
Oops, perhaps I said too much. Where is that wet rug again?
Say man, can you… can you spare some change?
No caption, but that picture is from, I believe, a movie, “Beast From the Haunted Sea” and the guy in the sailor cap did a hilarious take on Humphrey Bogart all movie long.
This year we clean the pool.
“Okay, now it’s time to go swim sweetie. Scrambled sausage and eggs take her away.”
maybe he’s an ugly troll monster but you’re breath stinks
Your kisses, your passion, I can see GOD….
and he is the flying spaghetti monster???
this is your mother???
“Joe wanted to touch the hairy thing between Lola’s thighs, and here it is now…”
“Monster like cutie!!”
But Jim, He says he just wants to “taste my cookies”
Quick Chewie! Get Leia into the Falcon!
(The original 1950’s version of Star Wars as done by Lucas with his father’s super 8mm camera)
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Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Senator Fred Thompson, the bright young face of The Republican Party, and I want your vote to become president!
You fiend! Your bite has deflated her implants!
“Not now, Dvorak. Can’t you see I’m trying to score?!”
Alfred is thinking “The girl, or the hunky gay bear?”
“Good afternoon, fellow beach-goers! Might I interest you in some yarn?”
(Why does that creature look so familiar? Sometimes it looks like Sarge from Beetle Bailey wandered onto the “Gilligan’s Island” set, other times it looks like Homer Simpson covered with spaghetti…)