Daylife/AP Photo used by permission

This photo provided by Suzanne Davis…shows Fin Keheler, 11, of Sandy, Utah, attempting to break the world record for the number of snails placed on the face for 10 seconds, during an attempt in Sandy Utah. Keheler is hoping to have the attempt verified by the Guinness Book of World Records.

After that, lightly braised, serve with garlic butter.




  1. Improbus says:

    It is stuff like this that make me ashamed to be a primate.

  2. Mouring says:

    Ermm.. New method of extracting information…

    “Snail Boarding”

    – Ben

  3. Ah_Yea says:

    “After that, lightly braised, serve with garlic butter.”

    Do you mean the snails, or the girl?

  4. blargutah says:

    Yeah, sad thing but there actually is NOTHING to do in this area (sandy is a suburb of Salt Lake City, which may be the most interesting urban area in UTah, but that ain’t saying much)

    Oh, and 10 seconds is lame, those things aren’t dangerous in any way and therefore she should keep’m on her face as long as they feel like staying!

  5. Personality says:

    No. There is nothing else to do there. Since you practically need to go through a Federal background check to buy a bottle of rum in that shithole state, the people are very bored when not in church.

  6. AdmFubar says:

    wow so this is what mormons do when not doing each other,….

  7. Don Quixote says:

    Looks more like there is someone perched over the head making snail impression

  8. Dave W says:

    Well, if the choice is putting snails on your head or financing an anti-freedom measure in another state, I’d say let them wear snails!

  9. Macbandit says:

    Oh god not stop it oh the humanity those snails are FORNICATING!

  10. Dallas says:

    I don’t like slimy things regardless of where they are on the body.

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    Girl being trained to be a good wife.

  12. BubbaRay says:

    Angel you horny bastard!

  13. OvenMaster says:

    Must be my monitor… those things look like turds, not snails.

  14. Glenn E. says:

    I’ve been to Utah, and the answer is NO. That’s what happens when the “separation of church and state” principle is ignored. Apparently. the only entertainment allowed there, is younger women, getting married to older men. Which kind of works like Social Security, when you think about it.

  15. ByGeorgeiveGotit says:

    ding ding ding
    We’ve got a winner here!


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