Will giving patrons a lollipop really make them STFU?

The promotion is the idea of the West Dorset District Council, which covers an area of southern England along the English Channel.

The council has given lollipops to pubs and clubs as part of a weeklong anti-noise campaign that starts on Monday, the council said.

“We would rather that revelers leaving pubs and clubs suck on a lollipop than make unnecessary noise which cause complaints,” the council’s Environmental Health Team Leader Graham Duggan said in a statement….

Rick Green, landlord of The Sydney Arms pub in Dorchester, said pub owners came up with the idea together with the council.

The thought was, he told CNN, “that if they got something in their mouths, they wouldn’t be quite so loud when they left the premises.”

His customers are “intrigued about the idea,” Green said.

Somebody please tell the poor fellow that laughing their asses off is not the same as being intrigued.

Thanks, K B




  1. Jägermeister says:

    And here’s the STFU tool [NSFW] for women.

  2. moss says:

    That’s a helluva link!

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  4. Cursor_ says:

    Well its either a lolly or the pillory.

    Which do you think they can get past the public?

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  5. Thomas says:

    These are drunk bastards we’re discussing. I shutter to think where some of those lollipops will end up.

  6. John Paradox says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to the lollipop stick.

    J/P=?

  7. Jägermeister says:

    #4 – Cursor_

    Okay… let’s try another one on the same subject… http://tinyurl.com/stfu-woman [NSFW]

  8. OvenMaster says:

    #7: just another porn site.

  9. Jägermeister says:

    #8 – OvenMaster

    You must be kidding… 8)

  10. BubbaRay says:

    Maybe if they handed out Jello shots…


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