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  1. qb says:

    “Thankfully, the end is near.”

    Most excellent. Then it must be party time!

  2. Marc says:

    I’m glad idiots don’t comment on this blog (see # 1)

  3. qb says:

    #3 Marc. Yup, meth is one hell of a drug.

  4. Steve says:

    Shameful and disturbing. These mentally ill “christians” are just as evil as the fanatics who took down the Twin Towers. And their music is lame too.

  5. qb says:

    Steve said “And their music is lame too.” Apparently that’s why it attracts so many non-gay Muslims.

  6. Cursor_ says:

    Doesn’t matter if it is muslim fanatics or christian ones, this will end badly.

    Cursor_

  7. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    These people are not bound by the laws of ordinary men, for they answer to a higher power who will deliver them from all evil, provided that they remain armed to the teeth and defend themselves vigorously.

  8. qb says:

    Anyone else getting a link to the International Matrimonials site (muslima.com) as a side ad? Now I know why alfred hangs out here.

  9. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Hey, Alfred1, if it makes you feel any better, I wish the Rapture had been yesterday.

  10. qb says:

    Gary, I had to find a new hockey team because the rapture yanked 4 of my team mates up to heaven. It was a major drag because we were leading 3-2 in the third period when it happened.

    Apparently Jesus had a lot of money riding on the other team.

  11. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Don’t give up yet on that team, qb. Those players may have just been serving time in a heavenly penalty box (uncomfortably warm, but not hot like hell), and they’ll be back next season.

    Was there a referee named Gabriel, by any chance?

  12. ECA says:

    Isnt part of the Muslim belief, that ALL land is in the woman’s name??

    teaching them the original beliefs, would do as much harm as passing around bibles.

  13. Jägermeister says:

    Religion has no place in anything that’s been funded by tax money. These people should all be dishonorably discharged.

    #1 – Alfred1

    Got your daily brainwash, haven’t you?! Poor you.

  14. qb says:

    Those are the whitest people I’ve ever seen – and gosh darn it, I’m Canadian. I want my Rapture Ready Christian Fundamentalists to be hip and cool.

  15. Jess Hurchist says:

    ##11 Gary: The Rapture was yesterday, no one contributing to Dvorak uncensored was chosen

  16. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    #17 Jess, until we see a comment from Mister Mustard, you may have spoken too soon. He might have made the cut 😉

  17. bobsyeruncle says:

    #19 said “So while I probably will die a horrible death at YOUR hands”.

    Post your address. I might know a guy…

  18. Jägermeister says:

    #19 – Alfred1

    Pst… here’s a spoiler… RELIGION IS A SCAM.

  19. qb says:

    Jägermeister, it’s not a scam. When you can buy really fabulous merchandise like this you know Christianity is for real.

    Ahem, caption contest anyone?

  20. Jägermeister says:

    #22 – qb

    Here’s a caption:

    Turn me on and see the light!

  21. bobbo says:

    Hah, Hah. Its revelatory snipets like this one that let me see how out of touch I am.

    As I sit here in the dark with only the computer screen as comfort, I realize that there is an outside world of people doing all kinds of things==like this religious shit. Its not just Alfie, who I assume I share too much darkness with.

    There are real people, doing real things, totally devoid of rationality walking around like — like — like, who exactly? Other people just like them.

    True believing Christians fighting true believing Talibans. They are more like each other than to me.

    May America always be rich enough and self centered enough that our religious clans don’t break out in open conflict.

  22. morram says:

    We really need to get these troops white uniforms with big red crosses on them. I wonder if they are scalping the nonbelivers?

  23. JimR says:

    Alfred1, when you get to heaven please clean up the needles. An innocent child could find one and get hurt.

  24. qb says:

    JimR, he’s not self medicating. Self lubricating? Maybe…

  25. framitz says:

    #19
    “Let’s face facts”, Okay, where are the facts you want to face.

    Get help.

    Get help now.

  26. tomdennis says:

    Yep. And the world began 10,007 years ago.

  27. mikiev says:

    Alfred1 said, on May 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    “I believe the rapture will take us out AFTER you have persecuted and killed many of us…

    So while I probably will die a horrible death at YOUR hands… ”

    I see.

    You can’t wait to be a martyr for what you believe in – especially if it involves some suffering for your faith before you are killed.

    Other than not expecting any virgins there, when you arrive, you aren’t any different than the people your brothers-in-arms are hunting-down.

  28. JimR says:

    Let’s cut through the bullshit Alfred. You know that the bible is based on a (approximately) 5000 year old myth. You must have ulterior motives… Could it be that you are raking in a nice sum in some church somewhere?… What’s your scam Alfred? See if you can be believable for once.

  29. qb says:

    JimR, you expect Alfred to cut the bullshit? He’s queerer than a Malaysian transexual in My Little Pony briefs.

  30. Petra says:

    #32 qb

    You are such a fag. Isn’t it time for you to go play with your rubber dolly?


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