Tourists enjoying a day of sightseeing at Windsor Castle got more than they bargained for today when a couple were caught having sex on the Queen’s lawn.
Ignoring signs asking visitors to Please Keep Off The Grass, the man and woman, said to be in their early 30, selected a spot near the castle’s Garter Tower and stripped off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops.
An employee at the Harte and Garter Hotel, which overlooks the castle, said guests went out to observe the scene and could not believe their eyes. The woman, who asked not to be named, said: “People were shouting things like ‘what are you doing?’ but the couple didn’t seem to care at all. It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location.”
Another witness, Mark Robinson, 44, said the couple carried on until police intervened. He said: “The officers told them to stop and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it. They were unsteady on their feet and the guy pulled his trousers up and helped the girl put hers back on.
“The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos.”
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that’s what I like to see – women mowing the lawn with heels on.
@Sea Lawyer
“women mowing the lawn”
Is that a code word for lesbians?
Where’s the video? With all the camera’s in London didn’t anyone get some footage to put on YouTube?
“The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos.”
Ah yes, the benefits of DV tape vs mini CDs vs Hard Drive vs Solid State Drive. Which is best for those close in shots and can reproduce skin tones accurately.
This was probably the first time anyone has had sex in Windsor Castle in about 300 years.
There’ll be a brass plaque there, tomorrow.
So where are the YOUTUBE shots from the Japanese?
uhm… so does this mean the windsors live in a bad neighborhood???
Obviously foreigners, as we British don’t have sex.
“It’s the first of May, first of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today”- Jonathan Coulton