Which country needs/wants the largest condoms?
Did you know there’s a new female condom?

Here’s a response to the Catholic Church’s view on their use.
And here is a view that supports the Pope.
But the Vatican doesn’t like the response it’s gotten.




  1. Hmeyers says:

    A better question is who has even seen one of these things in real life?

  2. James says:

    Asking people what size they are is never going to get you accurate results. That said, I wouldn’t fancy going around doing a world wide inspection of erect penises to formulate proper results.

  3. Dallas says:

    Never mind the pope nor his palace. I went right to the Bible rule book under “D” for Dick and it says nothing about condoms. However, I did read the next part, “Dirt” and says the earth is flat.

    “I saw, and behold, a tree in the midst of the earth; and its height was great. The tree grew and became strong, and its top reached to heaven, and it was visible to the end of the whole earth. (Daniel 4:10-11)”

    Could the reference to tree above really be the continuation of the dick part? I don’t know.

  4. Mr. Fusion says:

    #3, Dallas,

    I do believe that might be the origin of the term “woody” to refer to an erection.

    *

    In ancient times coitus and male sperm were well known to cause pregnancy in females. Greeks, Romans, and other civilized peoples often used condoms made from sheep intestines as a birth control. That the church now condemns their use is relatively new.

  5. Houston says:

    #3 – What you quote is a vision – a dream. Have you ever had a dream about something impossible?

  6. Dave W says:

    Based on my admittedly limited experience, among Europeans, it’s the Dutch, not the French who would need the biggest condoms.

    But it is also clear that Europe, as a continent in general isn’t even in the running.

  7. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    I’m wearing a condom right now.

  8. qsabe says:

    If you want to have a little fun, just pick up a couple boxes of condoms in the drug store, then walk over and ask the druggist where the fitting room is.

  9. James says:

    People get very pissed off with the Catholic churches stance on condoms but I can kind of see where they’re coming from. Telling people in third world countries to go out and buy a condom every time they have sex isn’t entirely practical. Encouraging them not to have sex until they’re married and only having sex with one person is probably going to stem the spread of aids alot more successfully.

  10. Dallas says:

    #5 “Have you ever had a dream about something impossible?”

    Surely. But I’m reciting excerpts from the bible. You know, the thing that people worship, take literally and people are persecuted over.

    Big difference. Agreed?

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    Why the French are requesting bigger condoms? Because they’re nothing but big pricks.

    And the Female condom is men’s revenge on the Secret deodorant, why? Because female condoms may be designed for women but used by (gay) men 8)

  12. Nimby says:

    Maybe Greeks just prefer tight fitting condoms.
    I know I do. That’s why I buy the 4″ ones.
    No, really.
    Seriously!
    Stop laughing, Fusion!

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