1. Benjamin says:

    After labeling veterans as “terrorists”, the word no longer has meaning to the Department of Homeland Security.

  2. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    “Yes, we’re looking for a few good men.”

  3. Gary says:

    Hi, I’m the other Adam Curry.

  4. bobbo says:

    Never turn your back on the enemy.

  5. Paddy-O says:

    Dumb RSA pic?

  6. Dale says:

    I’d like some of that exploding shampoo and that flier on how to racial profile, please. And why is a hottie like you here alone? Let’s split this dive and go cut some fiber cables.

  7. dogday says:

    Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.

  8. maki11 says:

    Just looking for some pointers on how to defeat you . . . . Infidels

  9. Uncle Dave says:

    “Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t I see you singing on that YouTube video?”

    “Yes, that was me. Just our way of keeping a watch on Simon who… Never mind. I’ve said too much.”

  10. Hmeyers says:

    “To homeland security, all of us are terrorists!”

  11. Mr Anderson says:

    Why yes, we’re from the government and we’re here to help you… Mr ?

  12. Mr Anderson says:

    Oh! are you happy to see me or is that a bomb in your pocket?

  13. Johnny Green says:

    I was laid-off because of the economy. I was interested in a job, do you have any openings? Maybe I could work for the TSA.

  14. pokey says:

    Job Security

  15. jimbo says:

    “I’ll let you sign up if you give me that there pie you’re holding”

  16. nowickisrj says:

    “Thank you for watching the booth for me.”

  17. Micromike says:

    A typical patriotic American Voter!

  18. jbellies says:

    “If I don’t get some service right now, I’m going to show you my backside.”

  19. Somebody_Else says:

    The newest TSA employee.

  20. Uncle Don says:

    “Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”

    Later …

    “George HW, here.”

    “Dad? They don’t believe me anymore.”

  21. User7 says:

    Man she looks tough, I hope he doesn’t giver her any crap!

  22. OvenMaster says:

    “Hi, I’m a recently discharged disgruntled veteran who can’t find a job. Can you direct me to the al-Qaeda booth?”

  23. McCullough says:

    I joined the TSA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

  24. chuck says:

    The front of the T-shirt reads “I’m not a”.
    So they shoot him in the back.

  25. ECA says:

    You’ve had a hard time finding me, so I decided to put it on a T-shirt..
    ================================
    CAN YOU SEE(hear pun)ME NOW??

  26. Delta Dan says:

    That is the new uniform for their IT department, he just finished setting up the video display.

  27. KJA says:

    “you must have gotten in through Canada” – Janet Napolitano

  28. Jägermeister says:

    Why would we hire you?

    + I give the biggest bang for the buck!

  29. Hugh Ripper says:

    All returning combat veterans now get a free T-Shirt.


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