I’d like some of that exploding shampoo and that flier on how to racial profile, please. And why is a hottie like you here alone? Let’s split this dive and go cut some fiber cables.
“Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”
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After labeling veterans as “terrorists”, the word no longer has meaning to the Department of Homeland Security.
“Yes, we’re looking for a few good men.”
Hi, I’m the other Adam Curry.
Never turn your back on the enemy.
Lunch is served!
Dumb RSA pic?
I’d like some of that exploding shampoo and that flier on how to racial profile, please. And why is a hottie like you here alone? Let’s split this dive and go cut some fiber cables.
Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.
Just looking for some pointers on how to defeat you . . . . Infidels
“Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t I see you singing on that YouTube video?”
“Yes, that was me. Just our way of keeping a watch on Simon who… Never mind. I’ve said too much.”
“To homeland security, all of us are terrorists!”
Why yes, we’re from the government and we’re here to help you… Mr ?
Oh! are you happy to see me or is that a bomb in your pocket?
I was laid-off because of the economy. I was interested in a job, do you have any openings? Maybe I could work for the TSA.
Job Security
“I’ll let you sign up if you give me that there pie you’re holding”
“Thank you for watching the booth for me.”
A typical patriotic American Voter!
“If I don’t get some service right now, I’m going to show you my backside.”
The newest TSA employee.
“Marshmallow bombs … no, no! I’m not kidding! They pulled a guy in Tampa for having marshmallow bombs! What? You want me to leave the building? Oh … al right.”
Later …
“George HW, here.”
“Dad? They don’t believe me anymore.”
…
Man she looks tough, I hope he doesn’t giver her any crap!
“Hi, I’m a recently discharged disgruntled veteran who can’t find a job. Can you direct me to the al-Qaeda booth?”
I joined the TSA and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
The front of the T-shirt reads “I’m not a”.
So they shoot him in the back.
You’ve had a hard time finding me, so I decided to put it on a T-shirt..
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CAN YOU SEE(hear pun)ME NOW??
That is the new uniform for their IT department, he just finished setting up the video display.
“you must have gotten in through Canada” – Janet Napolitano
– Why would we hire you?
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All returning combat veterans now get a free T-Shirt.