All the way to the bank!

Susan Boyle offered $1 million to lose virginity on camera – Yahoo7 TV — FYI. They have to keep this woman in the headlines until she finishes the album and appears on Oprah.

“An American porn company is hoping to cash in on the phenomenal popularity of Susan Boyle, offering her US$1 million to lose her virginity on camera.

Boyle is the dowdy Scottish singer who was launched to instant fame after appearing on the UK reality series Britain’s Got Talent, where she stunned the show’s judges with an angelic rendition of the Les Miserables song ‘I Dreamed a Dream’.

People all around the world are captivated by 47-year-old Boyle’s voice, her frumpy appearance and her unusual personality — she claims she’s a virgin and has never even been kissed.




  1. Selvy says:

    Wtf?!?! Why not add a scene with Bridget the Midget while they’re at it? The thought is mortifying.

  2. Ah_Yea says:

    Who would want to see THAT??!

  3. Higghawker says:

    Pitiful!

  4. Zybch says:

    #2 you’d probably be surprised. Disgusted but surprised.

  5. Earth's Got Too Much Talent says:

    This is exactly why others like her don’t expose their talent….. media monsters on perforance enhancing drugs, drag people like her through the mud, then through sewage, then through used condoms, so to speak.

  6. fred says:

    Of all the things that you might have found to report about Susan Boyle, positive or negative, is this the best that you can come up with? What are you – the National Enquirer? Get a grip – especially a moral one.

  7. jimbo says:

    #6 Fred:

    FRED SAID

    “Of all the things that you might have found to report about Susan Boyle”

    This is probably the only vaguely interesting thing about this woman. I hate it also, but what the hell else should DU report? oh I know, maybe they should post a thread about her singing talents, or her dress sense….

    YOU get a grip and take your morals elsewhere, there is no place for them in the world of whimsy.

    ASS!

  8. fred says:

    #7 jimbo:

    You are contradicting yourself. You claim that you “hate it also” and yet whimsy is defined as “playfully quaint or humor”. You apparently regard it as neither. I wish you would make your mind up.

  9. jobs says:

    #8 Morals, you do realize that DU is a sideshow. Topics are posted to get hits not to improve anyones life. Think of it as the Jerry Springer show.

  10. bobbo says:

    I would NOT invest in such a video. A similar Palin tape? Yes.

    but: “This is probably the only vaguely interesting thing about this woman.” /// I disagree. Church Lady taking care of her mother for years, a few attempts to get a contract, then at age 47 scores big through You-Tube. Lots of different very interesting angles there.

    Reviewing the You-Tube, I found out more about Mariah Carey and Shakira and a few other high note babes. I don’t think Ms Boyle has that range and isn’t that what singing is all about? ((if you don’t write your own material?))

  11. bobbo says:

    #11–jccalhoun==I don’t think “we” are supposed to point that out. Lets see:

    Doesn’t read own blog.
    Too busy.
    Forgot.
    Browser doesn’t work.

    None of it “good.”

  12. Cow-Patty says:

    Hey !!! I’d watch it. Hell, I’d even co-star in it.

  13. zorkor says:

    My God thats gross….anyone who wants to see that happen needs mental counseling.

  14. jimbo says:

    #8 Drop Dead Fred

    The inclusion of Simon Cowells picture and the following caption “all the way to the bank” IS WHIMSY.

    The reason I countered your original post was because you told DVORAK to “get a grip” despite the fact that your post was waaaayyy off the mark and completely irrelevent to anyone who uses this site.

    I reiterate.

    ASS!

  15. madtruckman says:

    and now, back to real news…..

  16. brendal says:

    I think ya’ll missed John’s point — it’s about keeping interest/publicity going…

  17. ArtSpot says:

    Are they offering the guy a million to do her?

  18. David says:

    I’m all for losing your virginity on camera, but why not offer the same amount to one of the younger contestants? Maybe she is the only one who can actually do it.

  19. dcphill says:

    Disgusting!!

  20. Note that the article says she has an “unusual personality”.

    I and several of my friends believe Ur personality changes after U lose Ur virginity.


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