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Mining for oil.
Umm,
Joe.
Is someone upset with you??
I pick this one.
5 of 7 dwarves agree …
There’s Audi in them that hills!
I don’t have a caption. I want to express the fervent hope that whoever ruined that beautiful car gets a pickaxe stuck straight up HIS personal hood, or wedged in HIS personal windshield.
Homer Simpson “Speed Holes”
Audi Tricia Walsh-Smith signature model.
Rich said:
I don’t have a caption. I want to express the fervent hope that whoever ruined that beautiful car gets a pickaxe stuck straight up HIS personal hood, or wedged in HIS personal windshield.
I would defer judgment until I found out who the owner is. I have a feeling he was asking for it… BIG TIME!
Never piss off a girl that works in a hardware store.
With car polish and little elbow grease you wouldn’t notice those pickaxes!
More people pick this car over the competition.
I see the blind ditch diggers convention is in town.
“I could have sworn that sign said ‘Beware of Minors'”
Looks photshopped. The hood is not warped around the pickax entry points.
Don
Maybe not, the handle reflections look pretty good.
Don
Audi’nt know but somebody is pissed.
Oddly, the p
ricks are on the outside for a change.19. Good one! That’s get my vote for best so far.
A parking ticket would have sufficed.
Parking ticket? We don’t need no stinkin’ parking ticket.
Fake! Lack of broken glass. At least one of those on the hood would have hit the engine. Uniform depth of similarly placed axes.
At first glance: Around 10K of repairs.
Then: What a moronic waste of a fine auto.
And Finally: What a waste of time.
Today on Top Gear the Audi is finally picked as our car of the year.
Audi ya Pick a Fight..
http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/hacked-audi-p1.php
Okay, well if it was a fake it was a REALLY good one.
Investment Banker revenge!!!!!
Ewwwww….pick me! Pick me!
Hows that old saying go?…”If god lived on earth and had an Audi people would break his windows.”…
The villagers were finely fed up with Dr. Frankenstein’s creation.
Another damn Billy Maze commercial!