LA based Kick Ass Films has made the Britain’s Got Talent superstar an offer, amounting to £690,000 in British currency, to lose her virginity on camera.
The company has even set up a website giving fans the chance to suggest possible movie titles.
If she accepts the deal, the firm aptly intends to fly out the Scot – who admits she’s never been kissed – on Virgin Airlines.
But there is one condition to the offer – it expires in a week.
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Meh. I’ve eaten worse.
I have a sneaky feeling that the offer is going to expire with out a response from her. Besides, we all know it’s a publicity stunt because Adult DVD makers are hurting in this economy and this is the only way for this POS company to drum up free marketing..
Pitiful
My biggest complaint about the new blog is that it’s very freaky to have Dvorak’s peepers staring at me. That picture of him has to go. I’d rather see a picture of John hugging Jason Calacanis.
Warden,
My biggest complaint is that Dvorak is sticking with this broken ass fosstard shit, when you can buy a full blown commercial CMS for like $100… $250 will all the bells and whistles. Only it isnt crap. I bet the hours they have spent on the piece of shit wordpress blog dealing with all the mysql crap over and over again, they could have paid for it in just this one transition. In just the hours they spent fixing this broken ass feedback thing…
And there is STILL no edit…
Greg,
I hear ya and you’d think Dvorak would know this since he is one of the most knowledgeable cranky geeks out there. So the question is, why is this blog still stuck in the ealry 2000’s?
Lets start a collection to pay her not to be in any film.
Bollywood is calling.
I hope her co-star is offered $2 Million!
wtf!
That’s discusting!
She has a very nice personality.
I didn’t know that there was unibrow porn!
I like the old design. Call it Dvorak Uncensored: Classic.
As to the above mentioned Brit: Take the money and bun!
She’s pretty homely, but damn can she sing! And it’s early enough in the year to move to a no-tax locality.
#6 Thewarden,
“why is this blog still stuck in the ealry 2000’s?”
Because you don’t fix what’s not broken, that’s why.
Hahaw! This is too easy for me.
Here! You can bleed your eyes out now.
http://tinyurl.com/c2lxwq
I figure 3 months on a treadmill, eat right, hairdo, lots of makeup and a camera lens with vaseline on it and it would make decent granny portn.
#16 — WTF!?
#18 Beecee,
What Susan Boyle would look like if she did porn 8)