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A Muslim organisation has issued a fatwa over mobile phone etiquette, it has been reported.

In the north Indian city of Kanpur a panel of clerics from the Islamic group Jamia Ashraf-ul-Madaris has set new rules over using phones. The panel objected to the use of aayats (verses from the Koran) as ringtones. It argues that people answer calls midway through the aayat, leave the verse incomplete. Ghyasuddin, a senior cleric, told the Press Association: “Listening to aayats partially is anti-Islamic. This kind of action amounts to a gunah (sin).

“People should abstain from these practices. It would leave a bad impression on young children.” Mr Ghyasuddin also criticised using mobile phones in the toilet. “If the phone rings and an aayat can be heard in the toilet, it is a sin,” he said.

In Islam, a fatwa is a legal decree which is made by someone who has an extensive knowledge of the Sharia law. The panel also refused to allow people to put their phones on vibrate mode while offering prayers. “It distracts you while offering prayers. It’s disgraceful if one can’t even give a peaceful half an hour to Allah,” Mr Ghyasuddin said.

But, if a phone rings in the toilet, and no one hears it…is it still a sin?




  1. Jeff says:

    I gave up…
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    Pedro, don’t twist what I said about Islam and Christianity. Don’t just single out one of my posts.

    I think I will side with SP101 on this… religion, organized religion… whatever, it’s evil. Enough said.

  2. Greg Allen says:

    I never saw it reported but cell phones played a central role in the Danish cartoon controversy.

    Agitators (I assume Muslims) seeded in even more highly offensive cartoons among the less offensive real ones being sent from phone to phone. That’s how most Muslims saw the cartoons, since they were not shown in any local media.

    Not having access to a free media, many Muslims couldn’t tell which were the real ones or even that they were being punked. People died because of this.

    So, maybe a general fatwah against media-enabled phones might be a helpful thing.

  3. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    Recently while using the restroom and I did an aayat so big that I had to stand up, talk about a fatwa – I committed jihad on that toilet. I had to flush 3 times to get that bad boy down. This was after burrito night at the convent.

  4. “I think I will side with SP101 on this… religion, organized religion… whatever, it’s evil. Enough said.”

    Pretty much what I told Baptists at my door yesterday and the Mormons on Monday.


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