A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony – twice.
Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken husband opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.
Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.
But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.
Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.
How do you spell relief?
Thanks, K B
How do you spell relief?
V-O-D-K-A
The building had 4 floors underground?
Jag–would you list this incident as good evidence that V-O-D-K-A makes bones and ligaments nice and flexible and easy to bounce?
BTW–reading up on “home stills” it became clear to me that vodka actually is nothing more than pure alcohol and water. Buying straight alcohol and adding your own water is a lot cheaper. Thats what I get from my reading of google but I haven’t read that statement which is surprising.
Can anyone confirm or teach?
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“How do you spell relief?” or is it HELL? Guy tries to escape his wife twice with no luck LOL.
Clearly this guy would spell it D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Maybe when he sobers up he will realize that he can solve his problem by pushing his wife out the window.
#3 – bobbo
You need to distill it etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka
Give it a shot. 🙂
How many of us married guys can sympathize?
Bobbo, your comment reminds me of a party “cheat”.
When entertaining, buy one bottle of “good” vodka, and many other bottles of really cheap vodka.
Once the good bottle is gone, go to the kitchen and refill the bottle with the junk stuff.
No one ever knew the difference.
Yu’d think folks that make shine would have more smarts than to kill their customers but then the supply of folks dumb enough to drink this stuff never seems to run out.
I will give it this though. The stuff burns real good.