How To Play Guitar Well Enough To Get Laid

By Uncle Dave Tuesday April 14, 2009

Lots of famous rock stars have said they got into the biz for of the women, so here you go guys. For some of you, this may be your only chance!

Mr. Fusion says:

4/14/2009 at 5:11 am

Hey Queenie, pay attention so you can get laid.

OOpps, I screwed that one, here, let me repost it in a font only Queenie loves.

Hey Queenie, pay attention so you can get laid.
tcc3 says:

4/14/2009 at 5:29 am

Only evil hippie Liberals play guitar, Fusion.
bobbo says:

4/14/2009 at 5:44 am

“Only evil hippie Liberals play guitar” /// heh, heh. Exactly. heh, heh.
Improbus says:

4/14/2009 at 7:32 am

Wait,

1. Procure guitar. check
2. Evil hippie long hair. check
3. Progressive politics. check

Ok, I am ready to get laid.
Zybch says:

4/14/2009 at 9:10 am

Is anyone going to mention ‘fingerwork’?
orangetiki says:

4/14/2009 at 10:35 am

Should I keep my guitar as horribly out of tune as yours was?
brian t says:

4/14/2009 at 10:39 am

I’m a bassist. When we go down, we go deep. When stuff starts falling off the walls, and elephants come running, you know there’s a bassist in the room. How low can you go? 8)
mr show says:

4/14/2009 at 10:56 am

#7 “How low can you go?”

Low B? HAR!