ShamWow Guy and the hooker: There’s a mess to mop up — This stuff just writes itself! At least she didn’t get far enough along to bite off something else!!
Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub, according to the cop report. He told cops he paid Harris about $1,000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.”
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.”
So Shlomi punched her several times until she released his tongue. Harris wound up with facial fractures and lacerations.
After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.
“Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported
I must admit, the humor to reply ratio on this topic alone must hold some DU record. Beats “Caption this photo.”
I’ll bet Ronco is hoping Billy Mays gets blamed for the job — they’ll solid inject him with powdered OxyClean and fillet what’s left for only 3 easy payments.
heehee has been watching Bill Maher. And so have I.