“Will these get Yeoman Rand or Orion to come to my shuttle pod of love?”

Hoping to profit from the May 8 release of J.J. Abrams’ new Star Trek film, chronicling the beginnings of Capt. James T. Kirk and the USS Enterprise, Maryland-based Genki Wear will release three Star Trek-themed scents on April 24.

John McGonigle, president of Genki, said the two men’s colognes and one women’s perfume will retail for about $30.

Soon, Trekkies will be able to channel their inner Starfleet commander—or inner William Shatner—with “Tiberius,” based on Kirk’s character.
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For those living like the next workday could be their last, there’s “Red Shirt.” This cologne, with the tag line “Because tomorrow may never come,” is in honor of the unnamed Enterprise officers who don’t typically survive past the TV show’s first scene. It’s described as having a “leather and gray musk” aroma.
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But it’s the “Pon Farr” perfume that may require a double take. That’s right, it’s for the ladies. Perhaps a great gift for mom for letting you crash in the basement for 50-some-odd years? Maybe not. It actually refers to the Vulcan mating ritual that occurs every seven years.
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“No Worf scent? You know, peaty, with a hint of lilac.”