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A giant fossil sea monster found in the Arctic and known as “Predator X” had a bite that would make T-Rex look feeble.
The 50 ft long Jurassic era marine reptile had a crushing 33,000 lbs per square inch bite force, the Natural History Museum of Oslo University said of the new find on the Norwegian Arctic archipelago of Svalbard…
Predator X’s bite was more than 10 times more powerful than any modern animal and four times the bite of a T-Rex, it said of the fossil, reckoned at 147 million years old.
Joern Hurum had said of the first fossil pliosaur that it was big enough to chomp on a small car. He said the bite estimates for the latest fossil forced a rethink.
“This one is more like it could crush a Hummer,” he said…
Cripes. We have nothing else to do with leftover Hummers. Let’s take a few out to the deeps of the Pacific and troll for Pliosaurs.
Just watched a movie about these the other day.. “Sea Monsters 3D” by National Geographic on IMAX. Their rendition of those pliosaurs sure looked scary!
That’s impossible!
We all know the earth was made 6000 years ago and dinosaurs didn’t exist therefore.
Geez. Rush Limbaugh can crush a hummer. Both kinds. But the real question is this: Was Predator-X a liberal or conservative?
I guess Noah is lucky one of these things didn’t smash his big ass boat…
#2 Marc,
You’re right! Satan created the fossils to fool humans and guide them to the wrong path!
#3 Buzz,
I say Liberal, the only living creature with a bigger mouth is Hillary.
#5
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#2 Marc,
You’re right! Satan created the fossils to fool humans and guide them to the wrong path!
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I don’t get idea that dinosaur bones are not real. If I hadn’t met a person that believes that dinosaurs never existed, then I would not have believed that there are people who don’t believe dinosaurs existed.
If people believe in a worldwide Flood, then they should believe that the dinosaur fossils were laid down during intensive the flooding vulcanism which occurred while Noah and the animals floated safely in the ark.
For the best trolling, put a couple of oily, squirming Republicans inside the Hummers to use as chum.
#7 – god,
Don’t pollute the water with the Humpers. Just put the ground republicans in. Make sure to remove mercury fillings and other non-biodegradable items before putting them into the La Machine or Cuisinart.
Hummer’s still play an important role.
They are a good platform for diesel/electric propulsion, like locomotives.
It’s the only 4-wheeled platform big enough for such a conversion.
‘My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are.’
Newt in Aliens
Wow, they were living large back in the Jurassic.
Scott:
But… will Republicans blend?
😉
J/P=?
Nessie? Is that you?
I propose a moratorium on the word “Cripes” for this site. It can no longer even be excused as self-conscious-corny-cool.
Surely we can “use our words,” as momma used to say, and think of more interesting, more context-sensitive ways to express whatever this slightly “edgier” version of “Golly!” is supposed to express.
I knew a girl in Pittsburgh who could crush a hummer, but I digress.
#14 – I’d like to suggest Jesus H. Christ or WTF. Or in your case, STFU.
#12 – John Paradox,
But… will Republicans blend?
Worth a shot. If not, there’s always the wood chipper from Fargo.
I have noted mouths and attitudes to rival Rush at this web site however back to the sea monster.
The largest ones known to me were all found in the Southern hemisphere. Not sure if that means anything or not.
Hang on to those Hummers. .. GM is back to advertising their cars have more room and are bigger than the others. Doesn’t look good for their low mentality focus to keep the company afloat.