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Here is what Gary Shapiro CEO of the Consumer Electronics Association (CEA) said: Dvorak's writing sings with insight and clarity. Whether or not you agree with John's views, he will get you thinking and is never boring. These essays are worth the read!
George the lion loves to have his balls scratched twice a day.
“I probably shouldn’t do this, but….”
“I told you this one was the boy.”
Carl starts a prostate exam shortly before his untimely death.
” …and if you give these a squeeze, it’s just like those ol’ MGM movies…”
It’s good to be the king
How to check a lion’s temperature.
Raise tail for hand cream
This Kenyan Country Club has the neatest ball washer.
Did you hear about the monkey attack? Wonder what caused that?
Man, has he got balls!
A really bad idea… but if you want a Darwin award try this at home!
Turn your head and cough, please.
here kitty kitty kitty
“COUGH”
“I told you I hid the drugs in a safe place.”
“This is where I get the good shit.”
“A little to the left… there, you got it.”
Turn your mane and cough
Everyone’s getting a handout from the king.
The term they use is “suicide by lion.”
You said you hid the car keys in here?
Don’t worry. Detroit Lions are toothless.
Great, the secret is out now. Lions have an On/Off switch.
Turn your head and cough
now, squeeze real hard, AND push..
NOT you doc..
This was easier on the ELEPHANT..
Now THAT’S what I call a Stimulus!
“I don’t think letting go is a good idea.”
Paulson demonstrates the proper way to handle Congress.
Everyone has time for a little Hackey Sack.Even leo