His ear hair is 25cm long and still growing, but Indian grocer Radhakant Baijpai has no intention of trimming it, no matter what his wife says.

Officially recognised by Guinness in 2003 as having the longest ear hair in the world, Mr Radhakant has carefully coiffed his ear-follicles from what was a record-breaking 13.2cm to their current ear-itching length.

Considered by Mr Radhakant, 58, to be symbol of luck and prosperity, his ear-hair has been growing since he was 18 and has never been cut.”

Maintained by a specially prepared blend of herbal shampoo, Mr Radhakant has so far resisted the pleas of his long suffering wife to cut it off.

‘She has always been asking me to cut my ear-hair, but since the official record was confirmed by Guinness, she has allowed me to keep it because it is a source of pride to me,’ said Mr Radhakant, a resident of the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.

And now that the woman with the longest fingernails in the world broke them all, any readers want to contest her record?




  1. Mac Guy says:

    I love the fact that the hair on top of his head is neatly trimmed, yet his ear hair is growing like a bad lawn.

    Is this the new mullet?

    HURL.

  2. ECA says:

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??
    HUH?

  3. zorkor says:

    disgusting! Yuck!

  4. arpie says:

    I’ve actually seen a guy with ear hair that long or longer, and thicker (if memory serves). It was really freaky, but I guess he never thought of the Guiness record…

  5. Ron Larson says:

    Note to his wife: He has to sleep sometime. So at no time in the last 30 years did it occur to you to sneak up on him with some scissors and trim the damn things?

  6. Wretched Gnu says:

    That’s brain hair.

  7. Dallas says:

    Charming. But definitely not gay.

  8. Mr. Fusion says:

    #7, Dallas,

    Charming. But definitely not gay.

    How about Republican goofy. It seems OK to him, to hell with what others think.

  9. Nimby says:

    In the late 80s I worked in a remote area of Angola. The “chief” of the local village, Chikuma, was about 5 feet tall and had the hairiest ears I’ve ever seen. I swear he looked like an elf. He told me hairy ears were a sign of virility and wisdom. He said he felt sorry for me and my nearly nude ears.

  10. Dallas says:

    #8 Agree, better said. Republicans also need their outlet of creativity.

  11. Improbus says:

    I think there is a little Neanderthal in the wood pile here.


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