Cats are known for many things. The dexterity to always land on their feet and the cleanliness of their fur coats. The ability to knock over a lamp or slam into a screen door and casually continue along as if nothing happened. The nerve to shred your furniture with their claws and somehow look cute doing it. The thoughtfulness of bringing home their latest bird catch and dropping it off at the backdoor as a “present” for you.
Cats are not known, however, for their ability to learn and obey the commands of their owners. That’s where the Control-a-Cat Remote Control can come in handy.
Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for “Stop Scratching”, “Show Affection”, “Remain Aloof” and others, you’ll be in control in no time. It’s finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.
I’m waiting for one that works on politicians. Guess this will have to do for now.
NO BATTERIES REQUIRED
POWERED BY POSITIVE THINKING
– is printed clearly at the bottom of the package. Somehow I seriously doubt that positive thinking will give you control of your cat, much less a politician.
#1,
Hmm, I didn’t look that closely, I figured it was a squirt gun.
Heh.
Cats will never be controlled, of course. Of our three cats, only one knows his name, but that doesn’t mean he’ll come when called. Opening the Cat Chow bag gets more of a response from them.
#3,
Witness the power of the squirt gun… Cats on the counter? Squirt em. Cats doing anything you don’t like at all really… Squirt em. They get the message quickly.
It is a easy and humane cat training technique.
Of our four cats all of them know their name and three will come to us when we call them. Three of them do tricks and one likes to play fetch. One is a cat and at no time likes anyone to think she is going to play petty games with us or even acknowledge or presence in the house.
#5,
How did you teach a cat to play fetch???
After a while my cat decided he liked the squirt gun.
He’s untrainable.
Keep the squirt gun in the frig.
#6 GregA
Well, I didn’t, he taught me. He like bringing me the little mouse toys and I threw them across the room. He would keep bringing them back to me and eventually when he wanted to play he would start the whole cycle over again. I can usually get him going as well.
I don’t see the button that says “shit on my chest” when I won’t let her out of my bedroom to get to the kitty litter in the middle of the night.
/happened
//too tired to get up
///luckily I had a t-shirt on
#10 Cat Box Ed
I love my wife’s three cats (no honey, really I do) but that “accident” would have resulted in a dead cat.
I also have a cat that will play fetch. It won’t bring the toy back more than 5-10 times before it gives up though.
Cats are just tiny women in cheap fur coats. Just be glad they don’t try to control you with sex 😉
Don’t Taze me man !
* Point at subject, press button, hope for the best
* 21-button novelty remote control
* No batteries required – powered by wishful thinking
* Dimensions: 5.5″ x 2.2″ (14 x 5.5 cm)
Fine print.
Get a SHOCK COLLAR..
SIT…ZAP..
I said SIT…ZAP
Just wait until they figure out how to press the buttons, and we’ll see who’s controlling who!