“Oh ya, and the arms fold out and you have your own settee.”
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And the DU editors find a way around the “No Religion” ban.
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does the outfit make me look fat?
“Don’ mes’ wit da Jesus!”
Goodbye cruel world!
The new Pope leaves a lot to be desired.
Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit…No one on the corner have swagger like us
Ron Jeremy found religion!
So that’s what Dom DeLuise has been up to!
Does he look Muslim to anyone else?
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My “god” is bigger than your “god”.
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“Oh ya, and the arms fold out and you have your own settee.”
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And the DU editors find a way around the “No Religion” ban.
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“And in the back is a pocket for cigarettes, lighter, and car keys. All yours for only three easy payments of $69.99 plus P&H. For the next 15 minutes though, if you buy one we will give a second absolutely free.
“Show your pride. Get your ‘I’m a Christian Cross’ today. While supplies last!”
A camouflaged terrorist.
Who says ‘size doesn’t matter’??
After all those A-team shows he finally goes out a gets the biggest gold chain to upset Mr.T saying I pity the fool Mr.T
modern crusades: 1st one to the nude beach wins prize, bonus for biggest cross!
Mr. March 2007, centerfold from the religious right magazine “Bored Christian Housewives Monthly”.
“God Bless This Gut”
Ted Haggard on vacation.
I need God’s love more than you do.
Da priest dat collared me said I had da biggest one he’d ever seen, so he used his extra large collar.
After this year’s Polar Bear Plunge, the Knights came up missing one member, shown here before the swim.
Beer keg inside.
Gut glut
JESUS CHRIST!
Along with Indulgences, the Catholic Church is now also offering, for a limited time, crucifix based investment vehicles! Made of 70% pure gold, these investments are backed by God himself, and are convenient to carry on your person at all times!
Act now, and receive an indulgence for vanity as a free gift!
Who woulda thunk Catholic priest graduation ceremonies were this entertaining. Congrats to the valedictorian shown.
“JESUS CHRIST!”
Mutated Lemmings on 1st annual pilgrimage. Local veterinarian suspects there is something in the Vatican holy water.
Board of Director’s of one of the few Christian Charities to have invested with Bernie Madoff.
Hey, Does this cross make me look fat and hairy?
We all have our cross to hair…