1. Floyd says:

    Ralph found out that, when trying to attract the ladies, “the bigger the chain the better” is not a good rule.

  2. Special Ed says:

    CASH4GOLD.com

  3. emh924a says:

    does the outfit make me look fat?

  4. DDub says:

    “Don’ mes’ wit da Jesus!”

  5. MJ says:

    Goodbye cruel world!

  6. hhopper says:

    The new Pope leaves a lot to be desired.

  7. djatwill says:

    Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit…No one on the corner have swagger like us

  8. Gaolbird says:

    Ron Jeremy found religion!

  9. rgspro says:

    So that’s what Dom DeLuise has been up to!

  10. Mr. Fusion says:

    Does he look Muslim to anyone else?

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    My “god” is bigger than your “god”.

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    “Oh ya, and the arms fold out and you have your own settee.”

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    And the DU editors find a way around the “No Religion” ban.

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    “And in the back is a pocket for cigarettes, lighter, and car keys. All yours for only three easy payments of $69.99 plus P&H. For the next 15 minutes though, if you buy one we will give a second absolutely free.

    “Show your pride. Get your ‘I’m a Christian Cross’ today. While supplies last!”

  11. Jägermeister says:

    A camouflaged terrorist.

  12. landar says:

    Who says ‘size doesn’t matter’??

  13. Silent Hill says:

    After all those A-team shows he finally goes out a gets the biggest gold chain to upset Mr.T saying I pity the fool Mr.T

  14. alexjade says:

    modern crusades: 1st one to the nude beach wins prize, bonus for biggest cross!

  15. Ron Larson says:

    Mr. March 2007, centerfold from the religious right magazine “Bored Christian Housewives Monthly”.

  16. ramuno says:

    “God Bless This Gut”

  17. TVAddict says:

    Ted Haggard on vacation.

  18. Grandpa says:

    I need God’s love more than you do.

  19. Jim says:

    Da priest dat collared me said I had da biggest one he’d ever seen, so he used his extra large collar.

  20. Lever says:

    After this year’s Polar Bear Plunge, the Knights came up missing one member, shown here before the swim.

  21. Improbus says:

    Beer keg inside.

  22. Don Joe says:

    Gut glut

  23. billabong says:

    JESUS CHRIST!

  24. Li says:

    Along with Indulgences, the Catholic Church is now also offering, for a limited time, crucifix based investment vehicles! Made of 70% pure gold, these investments are backed by God himself, and are convenient to carry on your person at all times!

    Act now, and receive an indulgence for vanity as a free gift!

  25. Dallas says:

    Who woulda thunk Catholic priest graduation ceremonies were this entertaining. Congrats to the valedictorian shown.

  26. Daniel says:

    “JESUS CHRIST!”

  27. righteous indignation says:

    Mutated Lemmings on 1st annual pilgrimage. Local veterinarian suspects there is something in the Vatican holy water.

  28. WmDE says:

    Board of Director’s of one of the few Christian Charities to have invested with Bernie Madoff.

  29. Jack S says:

    Hey, Does this cross make me look fat and hairy?

  30. uberwhack says:

    We all have our cross to hair…


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