There is a sort of inevitability to the conclusion. I mean, given that he had the opportunity, why would he not have ridden dinosaurs?
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That’s just sad.
No one thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs. Everyone knows that dinosaurs died out five thousand years ago.
Besides, the proper way of steering a dinosaur is not with reins, but you butt the thing in the head with a spear in the opposite direction you want to go.
#1 Amen brother!
we know they survived the flood (on Noah’s ark…
Apparently the ark was a lot bigger than we imagined.
#4 “Apparently the ark was a lot bigger than we imagined.”
Noah brought baby dinosaurs. The questions to ask are: how many animals were there and how big was the ark? How many animal were aquatic anyway. You can’t say that an unknown number of animals cannot fit in an unknown sized ark.
That’s just silly! The dinosaur would just say grace thank the lord for the meal and eat him. What are they teaching these kids? Now if that dinosaur was propelled by a flagellum then you would have some thing.
This picture is older than John C. Dvorak.
Yikes.
So, were they trying to say dinosaurs survived up to the Common Era?
#7 – Might even be older than Eideard… 🙂
Um,
so the passages about christ riding an ASS’ were more about being Bisexual??
And if in that TIME, they had figured out HOW to tame a LONG TOOTH, why didnt they learn to tame MANY other creatures BEFORE, and WHY arent they ALL domesticated.. Would love to have a pet grizzly..
I have this feeling someone is trying to REWRITE the bible, and make Jesus a Militant, running raptors and killing romans.
Hey, maybe dinosaurs built the pyramids!
Jesus was one bad-ass mother… shut yo mouth!
That would make a heck of a tattoo… would pay to see a made for TV movie about it. Makes me want to be catholic again… just like momma raised me.
#5 The size of the ark is not unknown. According to the bible it was to be, 300 Cubits long, 50 Cubits wide, and 30 Cubits high. a cubit being the length of a forearm…
Yeah I went to a Christian High School. They had the best academics in the state, and of course a bible class.
Um, shouldn’t that be Noah riding the T Rex?
I wonder where one gets “Flesh of Christ”-colored crayons.
Jesus has a raptor mount!
Re: #15, “I wonder where one gets “Flesh of Christ”-colored crayons.”
The artist must be wondering that as well. It appears that he has substituted “Sunblock Caucasian” for it.
I knew Flintstones is based on a true story
I remember this book from my early days… The Beginner’s Bible Coloring Book. It sold to church Sunday schools much better than the historically more accurate Jesus was Colored Coloring Book.
What those lying paleontologists never tell you is they don’t need to carbon date those bones. They all have a (best if used by date) on them. This fellow here has (best if used by 6/28/28AD) stamped on his foot. Exodustells us the picture on page 7 of this coloring book of Moses riding Triceratops down mount Sinai had a(best if used by 8/15/1329BC) date. And yes the knowing when the BC/AD switch would occur is just more evidence of the Divine.
You science worshiping tech heads on this blog make me sick with all your lies.
I’ve got to have Kaya now.
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“has substituted “Sunblock Caucasian” for it.”
WHICH I CANT understand. considering the area and the time frame, he SHOULD be mostly BROWN toned..NOT some WHITE devil..Western European PALE faced WHITE GUY..
#19, advice please. I’ve had a package of brontosaurus burgers in the fridge for… it seems like eons. It has a ‘best before’ date of 02/09/3008 BC. They don’t smell at all, but they do feel as hard as rock. Should I put them on the barbie anyway?
I think Jesus traveled back in time, which is his prerogative, and is helping Noah load this especially cantankerous dinosaur onto the ark. Noah was having trouble with the mean old dinosaur, and the Savior is merely helping out his friend Noah.
The importance of friendship is today’s Sunday school lesson, boys and girls, and Jesus is your friend when you have trouble, too!
#21 JimR, those eons-old brontosaurus burgers should be fine for grilling. Just don’t eat any peanut butter from a certain company in Georgia 😉
#23, Too late. I’ve got a very hot petrified brontosaurus burger stuck to the top of my mouth. The good news is that I’ll choke to death before the salmonella gets me.
I like this version better….a kickass Jesus…Buddy Christ (from “Dogma” is a close second). I think it would be better if Jesus and Richard Dawkins were riding in tandem…now that would be a statement.
I would love to meet these SDIQs and have a wee chat. What a bunch of idiots!
Why would Jesus need to ride dinosaurs when he could just teleport to places?
I can only assume these creationest have never read the Bible.
The man seems to have walked a lot.
It isn’t clear that he ever rode on a horse.
It is stated that he once rode on the colt of an ass.
There is nothing named in the Bible that would match up with a dinosaur unless you count birds as being dinosaurs.
He was a good man who was deeply concerned about doing the right thing and looking out for the other guy.
Of course that sort of thing can get you killed.
This may be the most disturbing thing we’ve ever posted regarding creationists.
Maybe Jesus was the dinosaur….