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Danica Patrick 2009 Swimsuit Edition — For a girl who makes a living sitting on her behind all day, she has a great figure. I can see now that we will never get her to come on Cranky Geeks.

Found by Jason Watson.




  1. Dallas says:

    Beautiful car.

  2. BigBoyBC says:

    What Car?

    JOHN, YOU REALLY NEED TO GET HE ON THE SHOW!!!

  3. maryland157 says:

    She’s a bit flat chested.

  4. Someone says:

    Maybe if you got Jason Calacanis to let her drive his car.

  5. bobbo says:

    It doesn’t seem “obvious” but driving race cars requires physical fitness. She has that in spades.

    Still–worthy to consider the “role” that we in the West FORCE women into. In many ways, I look at these pictures and think about Arab women forced into burkas.

    Same thing, different dress.

  6. syrinx says:

    Airbrushed to death and no boobs. Pass.

  7. Mark T. says:

    She’s a 7, maybe an 8 if you are generous. The media play up her celebrity just to get young adolescent boys to watch the lame Indy Racing League. She is the only thing keeping the IRL relevant and in the public eye. That, in itself, if a damning condemnation of the suckitude of the IRL.

    Can you name three other IRL drivers? I sure can’t.

  8. lance says:

    now I understand when the anti-freeze company that sponsors here says “when you peak you win”

  9. Cap'nKangaroo says:

    I would say the west does not force women into certain roles, but we do influence or persuade them thru greater compensation or press coverage, etc.

    I have never heard of anyone threatened with jail or worse if they didn’t show more.

  10. Special Ed says:

    I agree with #3, she needs some implants.

  11. Who says:

    I kinda thought Ms. Slutski was hotter.

  12. Improbus says:

    Implants suck and anyone that thinks they are a good idea is delusional.

  13. Namikis says:

    I am not sure if this was ‘shopped, but I don’t doubt for a minute that she is great shape. Try doing one of those grand prix competitions at yor local karting venue. I did and discovered that driving at speed is really hard physical work. I could stand 12 or so minutes before I had to pit and change drivers. I was sweating profusely. I am sure Patrick gets a solid workout doing this.

  14. bobbo says:

    #9–Capt==thank you for considering my proposition. Strong force, weak force. Force vs Encouragement. All on the same continuum these sex roles we play.

    Young, healthy, flat stomach, nice legs. Once again, proof I’m not a boob man.

  15. Lou Minatti says:

    “Implants suck and anyone that thinks they are a good idea is delusional.”

    I agree with this post.

  16. likl says:

    Good Lord.

  17. QB says:

    Sharp knees

  18. brm says:

    Better looking than all of your wives/girlfriends.

    “NO BOOBS, PASS!” Like you’d say that in real life, dude. But, I guess there always has to be some basement-dwelling club-foot cheet-o vacuum saying stupid shite like, “I don’t care that 99% of the population thinks this girl is attractive and that she’d never ever talk to me – her waist is 1″ too small!!”

    No wonder women have a complex.

  19. steve says:

    can ride in my car anytime,i need a calendar for show,see if alex and kevin have a opinion on digg soon.I like it.steve

  20. steve says:

    [Duplicate comment deleted. Please don’t double post! – ed.]

  21. Mac Guy says:

    I don’t care what you all say. I’d wreck that chick like a car crash.

  22. Rick Cain says:

    I wish they wouldn’t photoshop. Its not like men don’t know women have moles, peach fuzz, and skin thats not always the same tone everywhere. Heck the details are what make them fun to explore.

  23. overtemp says:

    Perhaps Peter Windsor will give her a seat in one of the USF1 cars next year. That would at least guarantee some much needed visibility for Formula One in the US.

  24. Floyd says:

    Danica looks just fine to me (no silicone needed), plus she has the attitude needed to win Championship races.

    During the last Indy 500, a car leaving the pits clipped her car (which had the right of way in the pits by track rules), which retired her car from the race. She got out of her car and went off to kick the guy’s ass. The only thing that stopped her was a security guy who persuaded her not to go after the other driver on national TV. Her attitude reminds me of A.J. Foyt in his prime. She’ll win the 500 before long.

  25. prh99 says:

    I am surprised she doesn’t have GoDaddy stamped in some inappropriate location, since that seem to be their style.

  26. Miguel says:

    I’m willing to bet she’d be cool about going to Cranky Geeks.

  27. I would definitely come see this lovely lady if V was to sign autographs at my local auto dealer
    I would certainly buy any automobile that Ms. Patrick recommended with her professional race car driving expertise
    Baby you can drive my car

  28. BubbaRay says:

    This picture is not bad, either…

    Danica


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