Danica Patrick 2009 Swimsuit Edition — For a girl who makes a living sitting on her behind all day, she has a great figure. I can see now that we will never get her to come on Cranky Geeks.
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What’s the old saying, anything more than a handful is a waste?
Normally, I’m a boob man, but if those are “lacking” on a woman then there is usually some other redeeming physical attribute. Or three. In Ms. Patrick’s case, it’s the whole package. Well done.
#32 Even done properly, implants don’t age like the natural attributes. They sag wrong, then there’s scar tissue. Worse yet they age poorly encouraging the victim to go in for retouches. Some of them, after decades of retouches look like side show freaks. Experience the horror ->
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C’mon, implants are way overrated. Everyone knows it’s NIPPLES that make points.
And before this thread is closed for pointlessness, 1 vote to get her on CG! Except I can’t watch CG on Tivo anymore – cripes!!
#34, only a few of them a bad, and they are really bad.
Agreed, natural always feels better than fake.
#37, that puckering on the sides is always a plus too.
Oh man, implants? No way. She is the best looking racer in history hands down.
Implants? No different than A-Rod juicing up. Put an asterisk next to the name in the record books.
Changing her cup size would not make her any more sexy. She’s sexy because she is the complete package (brains, body, career, can handle a hemi in the corners, etc).
On second thought, maybe her knees aren’t so sharp? 😉
In the immortal words of Sir-Mix-A-Lot, silicon parts are made for toys.
She looks awesome, great photoshoot. It would be very cool to get her on GC, but is she geeky enough or cranky enough?
You try driving a car around a track at 200mph for three hours, THEN tell me that it’s not physically strenuous! It really grinds my gears when no-nothings say that race car drivers are not athletes.
There is an awful lot of physical stamina needed to be a racer. Not to mention the use of a muscle that a lot of athletes do not use, their brain!
#24 Hit the nail on the head. All the airbrushing going on is ridiculous. Ever look at the cover of Maxim or any fashion Mag (for Men or Women) the models look like cartoons the jobs are so poorly done.
I to like the slight imperfections, let’s see the freckles even a wrinkle here and there that’s what it’s all about.
She is an attractive women, and by the numbers a decent driver. But there is something unappealing about her attitude. Yes, she’s a women in a man’s sport and can’t afford to drop her guard (at the track!)… but she doesn’t need to always come across as a hardened b*tch who can’t smile (naturally) and looks down on the rest of us as if we’re ants. But then again, that’s just my perception! She may in fact be very nice, sweet and compassionate person… if so, she needs a new publicist to get that image across.
ugg put a shank in a racing car and the rubes start to drool
hmm she has a figure of a preteen. :p
I don’t know what kind of preteens you hang around, well maybe thats the problem, you hang with preteens.
IndyCar drivers are indeed world class athletes.
Consider this:
Drivers must endure temperatures of up to 120 degrees in the cockpit during a race. In the turns at Indianapolis, they pull up to 5 G’s, comparable to what fighter pilots pull in a sharp banking turn – some drivers have been known to black out temporarily. Heart rates during races often approach 160 beats per minute (normal is about 70). There is no power steering in an IndyCar, it’s pure muscle power. Hand/eye coordination levels of drivers is off the charts. Decisions have to be constantly made at speeds up to 230 mph with no room for error, while shifting gears, coordinating throttle and brake, adjusting the weight differential of the suspension, listening to the spotter over the radio because you can’t see to the sides, and talking to the race engineer about the condition of the car. Make a mistake and it could kill you. Easy, huh?
Danica runs about five miles per day, in addition to yoga, weight and aerobic training. She begins hydrating three days before a race, and spends hours covered in ice packs following a race. Three days is about normal for all the aches and pains to go away.
So, “sitting on her behind all day” is hardly a description of what she does. That’s not a bikini model’s body you see, it’s a race car driver’s body. I for one find it much more attractive than big chested eye candy.
this bitch needs some implants
She got implants. Rocks. I think she’s ass ugly. I’d do her but I still think she’s hideous.