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From Tampa Bay Online.
DADE CITY – An office door that opens into the showroom at Jarrett Ford Lincoln Mercury in Dade City is getting some attention after a vendor for the dealership noticed that the wood grain in the door looks like Jesus or possibly the shroud of Turin.
A media saleswoman, Ann Licate, said the image looked like Sasquatch.
One employee, Ruth Johnson, said the door has been there for possibly 10 years but is often open and the wood grain of the door’s surface is not often visible.
I vote for Sasquatch.
Thanks MJ.
Looks like Chewbacca to me.
Urine?
looks like Adam Curry
Cousin Itt.
Uncircumcised.
Well, if Jesus isn’t enough to save Ford Lincoln Mercury we are in deep doodoo.
Double cream cappuccino spilled at a 43 to 47 deg. Angle. Maybe three, four weeks ago.
Agree with #1. It’s definitely the second coming of Chewbacca.
Or possibly a knothole.
vagina
You guys are all going to hell.
And, as long as you’re going, why not take that trip in a luxurious new Lincoln?
This guy is slackin’. He doesn’t show up nearly as much as the virgin mary.
That bitch shows up in everything from grilled cheese sandwiches to office building windows. You can hardly get through the six o’clock news without another spotting of the virgin mary in a dog turd or whatever.
Mothman!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
Whats the female version of a phallic symbol called?
Cousin It!
#15 That would be a yonic symbol.
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The human brain is wired to see images of other human beings. From birth. That’s why we see faces in all sorts of things, like the moon’s craters. Get it? It is an evolutionary product, designed to help infants spot mommy. Sort of like Canon’s face recognition software built into their point and shoot cameras. Jesus? Why not Hitler? Why not Mussolini? Because Jesus or the Virgin Mary are the current idols of so many people. Soon, we will be told of images of Barack Fucking Obama, for Christ’s sake.
I for one, welcome our new door overlords.
What’s with the funny shaped penis? Lord, help me understand.
I agree completely with #1… first thing that came to my mind… Chewbacca.
New George Foreman Sandwich Grill ™
Jesus on one side of your grilled cheese, Mary on the other!
OMG,its the Shroud of Turin inside a piece of wood.
It’s a miracle,lets see what She brings on e-bay!
I vote for Chewbacca too. I guess that means starwar mythology rules over religous mythology on this blog.
#10 we are in already in hell because of Lincoln and Ford.
I’m surprised no one saw Freddy Krueger in that door, guess the long hair threw everyone off.
It’s Batman. Don’t you see the cape?
Looks like what is left of an old patched up glory hole.
I’ll agree with #9 and #14.
It should obviously an object of veneration & worship.
At the very least it should be unmounted from its hinges & placed in the Smithsonian.
I have an image of jesus on the back of my flamenco guitar too.