1. Jimbo (the other one, I guess) says:

    Her master’s voice

  2. SparkyOne says:

    Sounds great, and you say that it is wireless?

  3. Paddy-O says:

    Queen of Brobdingnag listens to her 1st Opera.

  4. pblonsky says:

    Can you hear me now?

  5. The Pirate says:

    The Apple Corporation predicts sales of the iGamaphone will break all personal music player chart records this year. On going patent issues with Edison appear to have been resolved.

  6. Angel H. Wong says:

    Steampunk iPod.

  7. Chuck Lawson says:

    “We’ve secretly replaced RCA’s dog with this giantess — let’s see if they notice…”

  8. TVAddict says:

    iPod .0001

  9. chris says:

    The world’s smallest record plays for you.

  10. WmDE says:

    Yes! You too can collect ear wax for fun and profit!

  11. Luc says:

    Just as good as 3G with AT&T.

  12. skumpe says:

    All new for 1938, the iPhono

  13. AlanB says:

    I can hear the ocean.

  14. McCullough says:

    Step back or the virgin gets it!

  15. Rob Shepard says:

    “This new Micro-LP technology will be the wave of the future!!!”

  16. oz4me says:

    I hear dead people…

  17. AdmFubar says:

    for complete personal auditory cleansing needs.! De-burring attachment included!

  18. RicoSauve says:

    “Are you sure this is the lost audio from Cranky Geeks?”

  19. Paul says:

    With the Dandruff Disintegrator, scalp-flakes need not be the debilitating social concern that it currently is. Just hold close to your head, twist the base for light or heavy dandruff, and move in slow semi-circular motions around the whole of your head.

  20. OvenMaster says:

    I just need a second one and I’ll have stereo!

  21. Jim W. says:

    the iPhonographNano can be yours for only $99

  22. BubbaRay says:

    With a frequency response of 1000-1200 Hz, senior citizens — why pay for needless frills?

  23. Mac Guy says:

    Stock photo of iPhono, the subject of a class action lawsuit against Apple for scratched disks…

  24. LibertyLover says:

    If you play it backward, you hear, “The witch is dead.”

  25. User7 says:

    Sony’s long forgotten mini record format.

  26. billabong says:

    Its Steve Jobs Grandma.

  27. unfairman says:

    Prior Art

  28. pcsmith says:

    You know what this is? This is a recording of the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing just for you.

  29. FRAGaLOT says:

    Sony’s original music player the first to use UMD proprietary media! Re-released due to their $1.1b loss!

  30. rance bleester says:

    I can hear you breathing…..


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