The Angry Whopper. How angry is it really? Food critic Marc Perkel visits a Burger King to find out. I like a burger with a little bite so I thought anything called “Angry” had to have a little satisfaction in it.
Well I was disappointed. On a 1 to 10 scale this burger is barely a 1 when it comes to hot. If I were not told it was a “hot” burger I would not have known. So on the “angry burger” scale I rate it a Harry Reed.
When I was hoping for at least this:
I left angrier than the whopper.
“Angry” refers to the guy who had to make the burger for you. A few weeks ago he was working for Bear Stearns, then after he got laid off the bank foreclosed on his McMansion.
Would you like a side of “Fuck you” fries with that?
Jalapenos have been available at McDonalds in Texas for some time.
The problem with jalapenos is that they quickly lose their heat when left out. At most places I eat the jalapenos like candy. Freshly cut jalapenos on the other hand on a burger are great. Well worth trying. In fact fresh jalapenos on pizza are also excellent
BK and Macs the best cure for constipation I’ve ever found.
Macs especially, 30 minutes tops and relief comes.
#9 – Amo
Not to worry. You’ve had BK en España since 1975:
http://burgerking.es/#
#31 Cap’nKangaroo;
In-and-Out burger for me was both the worst and best (or nearly so).
The absolute worse was from a place in Long Beach, while the best was off the 90 and Van Buren in Riverside. That one was better than a good steak.
I tried one of these last week. Then I tried another one on Friday with extra peppers. No difference. Still just as mild as mother’s milk. From now on I shall satiate my need for heat with quality Thai cooking.
Someone was more angry than the so called burger and beat the ‘crap’ out of it!
BK truly sucks ass, especially the fries.
Wendy’s is by far the worst though.
#28, Yeah thought of that too, but here in Spain they just don’t sell it sliced that thin. I asked the butcher if he couldn’t use the coldcut slicer and he started whining about how he’d have to clean it afterwards. Short of buying myself a slicer, I don’t see me eatin’ no steak sandwiches here. Supongo que deberia volver a casa de vez en cuando.
#38
>>BK truly sucks ass, especially the fries.
>>Wendy’s is by far the worst though.
OK, what’s the best, if you’re in a rush?
#36 Ah_Yea said,
That was my one and only visit to In and Out Burger, never had the courage to try them again.
OK, whatever turns your clogged arteries on.
I make my own burgs with well drained beef. I also get to over cook them so the outside has that tasty crunch. And, we put our own condiments as we wish as much as we wish.
But eat a fast burger? What, and become Republican?
#32 for the win
“‘Angry’ refers to the guy who had to make the burger for you. A few weeks ago he was working for Bear Stearns”
#42 Mr. Fusion
Homemade is always best, preferably cooked on a grill. Unfortunately, my job keeps me on the road 48 weeks out of year, living out of the cab and sleeper of my truck. My dining choices are are severely limited by where I can get the tractor trailer into or near.
Sad burger.
#42
A “crunchy” burger?! Crunchy from the toasted bun: fine. Crunchy from the paddy is just wrong.
Marc should send this picture to BK Chairman and let them see the crap their people are serving the public…
Then the Whopper first came out in the 60’s, it was a damn good burger. Since than it has steadily gone downhill and now it really sucks. The only fast food burger I’ll eat is Wendy’s.
#44, Cap’n,
I’m picturing a Pete with a gas grill bungeed to the headache rack, …
A year or so ago BK had a site where you could upload a picture and get it Simpsonized.
This year they’ve given us Whopper Virgins, Flame broiled cologne, and now the Whopper angry gram. Angry-gram.com is the US english version. There is also angry-gram.ca with a British sounding accent.
I agree the Whopper is the best colon purge, but I’ve gotta admire their marketing. I wonder if they deliver to Gaza?
Whenever possible, I pack my own sandwich. It’s cheaper, usually better and healthier.
Fast food also creates INSANE AMOUNTS OF WASTE.
The amount of garbage a fast-food meal generates bothers me… and I’m not even very much of an environmentalist.
I also avoid bottled/canned drinks for the same reason (well, except beer). It bugs me to use something for a couple of minutes and then throw it away.
GregAllen. I’m with you. It’s not about being ‘green’, it’s just an offensive waste.
On the other hand, I prefer a naughty whopper.
SNL’s take on “Whopper Virgins”
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Burger King doesn’t need to fix their whoppers at all.
They need to fix those disgusting french fries!
[Bingo! – ed.]
Just because The King owns angry liberals is no reason to get pissy.
Also, speaking about yourself in the third person is reserved for those that have never lost. So, beyond me, The Great One, no one else around here should be doing it.
Especially the weakest editor here.
$55 – Biggie
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Not to worry. It isn’t you, it’s the software of the Prodigious Prognosticator of All Things Tech. You have to omit the “www” from the URL for it to link properly.
#57 Um, yeah. That’s it exactly.
This article fails. That picture is of the Whopper Teriyaki from freaking Japan, NOT the angry whopper. If you can’t be bothered to put up the actual picture rather than the one from Wikipedia I doubt you have even tried this burger.
Yeah, take away the few Jalapeno chips and there’s really nothing “angry” about it…they need to put on WAY more Jalapenos and and some type of hot sauce/dressing on it. Angry Whopper should BURN your mouth!!!
I just bought Jalapeno chips in a jar and made an Angry Turkey on White. 🙂