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Pita bread Jesus for sale on TradeMe

The TradeMe auction shows a photo of the pita bread, which broke into pieces after being put in the oven. One piece, the seller says, resembled the face of Jesus.

“I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t,” the seller says in their auction listing.

“I guess what you all want to know is whether it’s a coincidence or real apparition. I’m not really sure.”




  1. Dallas says:

    This is a fake.
    Jesus would never wear a Mardi Gras mask.

  2. AdmFubar says:

    could put him next to fusilli jerry…..

  3. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I would only be convinced that it’s Jesus if the pita grew mold where his beard should be. To me, that would be a true miracle since that could never happen normally 😉

  4. Benjamin says:

    Not convinced. Do we have any photographs of Jesus to compare the pita bread to?

  5. Mark says:

    More like pita bread Domo-kun.

  6. Special Ed says:

    It needs some butter and cinnamon and pop it back in the toaster.

  7. hhopper says:

    Looks like Alley Oop to me.

  8. Mister Mustard says:

    This must be like one of those floor lamp/ woman’s crotch trick photos. I don’t see anything that looks remotely like Jesus. The closest I can come is a three-eyed masked marauder with a pony tail.

  9. bobbo says:

    Hard to imagine how we evolved from Pita Bread Man to our current monkey form. But God’s humor is infinite.

  10. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    #8 Mister Mustard, I still remember that floor lamp/ woman’s crotch photo! For me, furniture shopping has never been quite the same since 😉

  11. Mr. Green Jeans says:

    What it resembles is Captain Kangaroo.


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