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I have 3 tasks for him:
1. Get an MRI
2. Try walking out in a thunderstorm
3. Get through the TSA
You guys are slipping…
He a prick!
Finger slipped…. He’s a prick!
Or as a caption… What a prick!
“Damn, I can’t find my keys.”
Do you reckon when he takes them out his face leaks?
I’m here for the job you advertised.
7/11 Employee of the month.
If only Pierce would have heeded the advice of the MRI warning sign.
May he rest in peace.
“Half inch hoops twenty-five cents. Hoops with beads, fifty cents. Time is money sweetheart, let’s go”.
The new traveling salesman.
I wonder if those could be magnetized and then his buddies could roll him in a pile of iron shavings.
“Despite his best efforts, Frank found that acupuncture did not prevent lung cancer.”
This just in: Prolonged exposure to metal objects and cigar smoke combined lead to total hair loss.
“Digital TV?? I can get 2000 channels over the air without a frig’n box!!”
What do you get someone who has nothing else in his life?
Why bother with a digital TV converter when I can receive hundreds of other people’s cellphone calls direct to my brain.
$20 says this guy forgets to take out something before having an MRI.
Cheated the cigar out
#10
Piercings don’t set off metal detectors. Well, “normal” piercings don’t anyway.
He gets great WiFi reception!
or
This might sting a bit…
even better
He was extremely shaky the day he drew the picture of his penis piercing on that cocktail napkin