1. Fedup says:

    probably just copying behavior he learned from his democrat owner….

  2. Freyar says:

    That’s hilarious… Right down the street from here actually. (Had a friend that worked there for five years.)

    Hilarious.

  3. sargasso says:

    Immediate nembutal injection.

  4. noname says:

    Where’s a taser happy cop when you need one?

  5. hhopper says:

    You know, that begs the question: Why don’t cops taser dogs instead of shooting them?

  6. richardbt71 says:

    # 5 hhopper said,
    “You know, that begs the question: Why don’t cops taser dogs instead of shooting them?”

    Because killing is more fun.

  7. Zybch says:

    “All on fours”???
    I think the supercilious full-of-himself anchor meant to say “on all fours”.
    What a douche!

  8. heehee says:

    “# 1 Fedup said, probably just copying behavior he learned from his democrat owner….”

    Dear Fedup,

    You lost the election. Nyah Nyah Nyah
    You lost the election. Nyah Nyah Nyah
    You lost the election. Nyah Nyah Nyah
    You lost the election. Nyah Nyah Nyah
    You lost the election. Nyah Nyah Nyah

    —————
    to everyone else – I usually refrain from that sort of thing but it being xmas and all, I couldn’t help myself.
    Merry Xmas

  9. eyeofthetiger says:

    The dog was trained with this type of bone. There are plenty of smells more enticing to a dog than a dehydrated bone in a drug store. Pepper spray on the door handles: keeps out felines and coke-heads with a sniff. Good for restroom door handles too.

  10. noname says:

    Dog gonnit, I told that mut I wanted marlboro menthols.

    Now bubba wants a beer. That dog better get it right this time.

  11. Kanjy says:

    My local news station is currently airing this exact same story with the same reporter and same footage. Why would somebody distribute this to different news stations across the country?

  12. Hugh Ripper says:

    #11 Clear the dog is a narcissistic criminal

  13. hhopper says:

    #11 – Kanjy – Stations on the same network share stories, especially funny ones. It was probably your local NBC affiliate.

  14. Kanjy says:

    #13—Actually, it was my ABC affiliate.

  15. bobbo says:

    Why does this give me a “good feeling?” He’ll get shooed away next time.

    If I were that interested, I’d start trying to breed friendlier cats. They aren’t as “natural” as dogs but I am guessing there could be a lot more done than has been. And as far as keeping cats to catch mice/rats, I think Dogs do a better job of that too.

  16. Rick Cain says:

    Hey there dog, you don’t have money, you can’t shop here, put that back.

    My dog freaks out at the mere sight of a certain bowtie shapped doggie treat. Too bad they quit making them. it was like crack cocaine to her.

  17. MAXPOWER says:

    Couldn’t help but notice that heehee left Christ out of Christmas.


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