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Very Large Knife(Click photo to enlarge… really.)




  1. Jerk Face says:

    “and in this picture, taken immediately before her decapitation….”

  2. Sister Mary Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection says:

    I’m the updated Lorena Bobbit.

    [You were blacklisted. I took you off the blacklist. – ed.]

  3. Hugh Ripper says:

    That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife…

  4. Nemesis says:

    Piss me off, and I will CUT YOU UP!

  5. hhopper says:

    “Tee hee hee, I’m such a cut-up!”

  6. bcook47 says:

    If you can be married by Elvis here in Vegas, why can’t there be a Stephanie’s Circumcision Emporium?

  7. Lee.K says:

    Bring me the large steak too.

  8. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Here’s a waitress who inspires a very large tip!

  9. Matt says:

    And he don’t know…

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats…
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

    Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

  10. Kelvington says:

    Jessica Alba prepares to stop her boyfriend for impregnating her again with this simple in home vasectomy kit.

  11. Zybch says:

    In a desperate but confused and misguided attempt to outdo the great Sir Francis Drake, Mary sets out on her quest to circumcise the globe with a giant cutter.

  12. User7 says:

    Who says the customer is always right?

  13. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    A knife and a smile will get you more than a smile alone.

  14. hhopper says:

    “This is not a big knife. I’m just a very tiny woman.”

  15. Freyar says:

    A screenshot of American McGee’s Alice 2.

  16. “I don’t care how big you think your balls are.”

  17. SN says:

    17. “A screenshot of American McGee’s Alice 2.

    OK, you win!

  18. KennyB says:

    The Bris will be performed by Rabbi Jolly Green Giant

  19. ECA says:

    and you think of DIVORCE???

  20. Uncle Dave says:

    The old saying is you never bring a knife to a gun fight, but in this case…

  21. Ender says:

    …and for $189.99 you can buy the Final Fantasy XVII Ultimate Edition Video Game Pack that comes with a replica sword and costume!

  22. clayman100 says:

    Go ahead and show me that bad boy one more time… you pervert.

  23. Greensaab says:

    “How about a slice?”

  24. ECA says:

    LWTS talk, about your LITTLE FRIEND..

  25. Dale says:

    So where’s that giant cake?

  26. Sneaker Peet says:

    The other girls just didn’t cut it.

  27. rudedog says:

    The old saying “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” means nothing to this young lady.

  28. eyeofthetiger says:

    I can’t seem to muster a caption but I have a theory: a person at a retirement home purchased this sword from the QVC knife show.

  29. jokerfile says:

    This is the knife required to CUT the Cheese

  30. amodedoma says:

    Sir, we’re ready for your circumcision now…


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