Little Adolf and his mom

The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child’s full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request. Spokeswoman Karen Meleta told The Easton Express-Times for Sunday’s editions that the store considered Campbell’s request inappropriate.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name.” He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

What do you think this holds for the kid – growing up?




  1. meetsy says:

    23 & 22…might share some feminine hygiene products, I agree

  2. Olo Baggins of Bywater says:

    The kid’s paternal grandfather is the one I’d like to hear about.

  3. GremlinClr says:

    Why do we have to pass a test to be able to drive but anyone can have children?

  4. contempt says:

    #30 Mister Mustard

    Nothing wrong with pointing out a little inconsistency in the thought process of the left leaning among us.

    It does happens a lot here so I can see how you can miss it.

  5. GigG says:

    I think it is terrible that these people would name their children those silly ass names. But I also hate it when someone names their child La’Tikqua, Orangejello and my personal favorite La-Sha (Pronounced La-Dash-Sha).

    But guess what. All these names are legal and for at least the time being the USA is making an attempt at looking like a free country.

    So if Ma and Pa Asshat NAZI what to name their child Adolph they have the right. But the business also has the right not to sell them a cake.

  6. Mac Guy says:

    In the rest of the article, it clearly spells out that his parents are white supremacists.

  7. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    I understand the store’s hesitance, because not every telephone cake order is genuine. The store where I shop is still trying to get rid of a cake that says “Happy Retirement, Joseph Stalin!” It’s down to 75% off, if anyone is interested, but it’s starting to get a little stale.

  8. #34 – ‘tempt

    >>Nothing wrong with pointing out a little
    >>inconsistency in the thought process of the
    >>left leaning among us.

    You must be the dominant fucktard of the two.

    It figures you wouldn’t understand the difference between giving a kid a middle name in honor of his father and an Aryan Nation skinhead glorifying the murderous atrocities of the Third Reich.

    It would be one thing if the guy had been named “Saddam Hussein Obama”. But to pick up on a very common Kenyan name and try to equate it with the neo-Nazi’s kid… why ARE you the dominant fucktard, anyway?? You’re dumber than a box of rocks.

  9. Dallas says:

    #34 As usual, right wingnuts like you can’t differentiate calling a child “Adolf” vs “Adolf Hitler”.

    You know, there is a point when we cannot help you. Do you understand that?

  10. #35 – GigG

    >>La-Sha (Pronounced La-Dash-Sha)

    I’ve never heard of that one. Where do they get the extra syllable from in the pronunciation?

    >>So if Ma and Pa Asshat NAZI what to name
    >>their child Adolph they have the right.

    They didn’t name him Adolph, they named him ADOLF HITLER. Sure they have the right to, but that doesn’t mean they’re not douche bags just like Comet and Blitzen (#22 and #23). Oranjella and La-Dash-Ah may be stupid names, but at least they’re not offensive. Imagine if some black guy named his kid “Joe ‘I Fuck Your White Slut Bitch Mother In The Ass‘ Smith”.

  11. Angel H. Wong says:

    If the Jewish kids bully him will it be a hate crime?

  12. contempt says:

    #38 Mister Mustard

    Name calling already? Wow you sure give up easy but that’s what happens when all you got to think with is emotion. Too bad.

  13. bobbo says:

    Mustard–I’m assuming the “dash” syllable comes from the “-” between the first and second syllable, but I could easily be wrong. If certain printed letters can be silent, why can’t certain sounds be unprinted??

    Its been said, certainly the names given are not the worst thing these innocent kiddies are going to be saddled with in life. Hopefully, Child Protective Services has this family under review===yes, just for the name choice.

    How stupid should any parents be allowed to be before common sense takes over?

  14. bobbo says:

    Contempt==does it matter at all that Barry was named well before Saddam was on the world stage, and Adolf Hitler’s reputation was well established before the kiddie was named?

    Does that make any difference?

  15. Alf says:

    This is not a “left leaning” or “right leaning” issue as the less than perceptive among would have us believe.

    I hope that the child overcomes the burden he has been saddled with or he out of his own understanding changes his name. Adolf Hitler reminds me of millions of people who were exterminated.

    His classmates will not be kind to him unless the family moves to certain areas of Idaho.

  16. Lou says:

    He He Ha Ha

  17. #43 – Bobbo

    >>I’m assuming the “dash” syllable comes from >>the “-” between the first and second
    >>syllable

    I guess. You’re the Undisputed World Champion of Punctuation, so I’ll take your word for it. I bet all the teachers get it wrong on the first day of school, though.

  18. contempt says:

    #44 bobbo

    Neither Barry or little Adolf should be held responsible for the horrors of others.

    The problem is that the supermarket cake police took it upon itself to discriminate on who to sell a cake. Had his name been little Martin many would shift to the other side not on the basis of right or wrong, but race.

  19. Buzz says:

    One wonders if anybody has ever said to the parents, “Way to go, Einstein.”

  20. bobbo says:

    #47–Mustard. Recognizing the basic characters of punctuation does not require expertise beyond a grammar school’s level of introduction.

    Its not to late to study hard and get your GED.

  21. #41 – ‘tempt

    >>Name calling already? Wow you sure give
    >>up easy…

    Nope. No name calling, and I didn’t give up. I simply pwned you with a irrefutable argument revealing what an imbecilic douche bag you are. It may sound like name calling if you’re on the business end of it, but hey. It’s not my fault if you’re an imbecilic douche bag.

    And what kind of fruitcake gets a birthday cake for their kid with his first name, full middle name, and last name spelled out on it? “Happy Birthday Adolf” wouldn’t have been enough? Were they afraid that that the parents of Adolph Hitler Rubenstein or Adolph Hitler Cohen might pick up the cake in error?

  22. #50 – Bobo

    >>Mustard.

    I’d prefer it if you used my formal name, “Mr Period Mustard”.

    >>Recognizing the basic characters of
    >>punctuation does not require expertise beyond
    >>a grammar school’s level of introduction.
    >Its not to late to study hard and get your
    >>GED.

    Obviously, it’s harder (or later) than you’d like, otherwise you wouldn’t pepper your postings with gibberish characters like “==” and “//” and so forth.

    Just watch what other people do and emulate them; it’s quite simple. Even dimwits like the skinheads Donder and Blitzen seem to have mastered it.

  23. bobbo says:

    #48–Contempt==exercising discretion/discrimination is the height of civilized behavior. Denying someone your artistic personalized services is not an act of violence which would indeed not be warranted.

    And since you seem to be unaware of certain baseline distinctions, I’ll spell it out directly so that neither you or Mustard will be befuddled: Discrimination is what being human/civilized is all about. It is “culture.” It is civilization itself.

    Now I know your reaction may be a kneejerk based on cultural relativism, but I think discrimination based on “names” is legal as long as the name is not representative of a protected class. Hated dictators was not a protected class the last time I looked.

  24. #50 – Bobo

    And if the parents could really recognize the basic characters of punctuation, they would go with the more erudite pronunciation of “La-Hyphen-Ah”.

    Of course, that practice would render your messages virtually unreadable aloud. (They’re no walk in the park even reading silently, but that’s a different fish to fry.)

  25. bobbo says:

    #52–Mustard, I’m not a doctor, but from your entries on this blog the last year, I’d say you’ve had a very long unrelenting period. I hope you change that rag at least once a month, for hygienic sake.

    After you master grammar school punctuation and the names of all the colors and animals, and you are lucky enough to get into High School, you may meet the poets. They find meaning in playing with punctuation as well as words, and not just with themselves at which you have become so adept.

    Live, learn, grow!!!!!

  26. bobbo says:

    #54–Mustard, mustard, mustard. (period). You amuse me. So inflexible. You want some dropout crack head to conform to your word choice and turn around to criticize me for my punctuation choice. You are so Mean Mr Period Mustard Period.

    Besides, no innercity parent would want their kiddie called: “La Dash Hyphen Dash Sha.”

    Its just too fancy and highfalutin.

  27. #55 – Bobo

    >>After you master grammar school punctuation

    This, coming from a guy who doesn’t know the difference between a dash and a hyphen??

    HAW!!!

    >>you may meet the poets.

    Again, HAW!!!. Is that what you consider yourself, Bobo, a poet?? I would have thought you fancied yourself more of a novelist, after the fashion of James Joyce.

    What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersday this municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitnessto the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive ages that shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims that would blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out of heaven. Stay us wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O Sus-tainer, what time we rise and when we take up to toothmick and before we lump down upown our leatherbed and in the night and
    at the fading of the stars !
    ” sounds like it might have come straight from your keyboard.

    Of course, Joyce actually had something to say. You are just belching digital gibberish.

  28. zorkor says:

    I say “Blame the Jews”!

  29. bobbo says:

    Mustard, so silly. If I said engineers deal with the structural characteristics of steel, would I be calling myself a poet?

    Poets, not authors, are known for playing with punctuation and the study of poets comes after the study of punctuation. My reference was to your learning curve, not my allusions.

    Joyce is an interesting choice of authors as well==although he is also known as a poet. “The interior dialogue.” I’d have to say I’m more about that than ee cummings use of punctuation and no-caps.

    Also, I wonder if you are more subtle than a live rabbit in soup by raising the difference between a hyphen and a dash, but once again, I was clearly referring to the parents use of the mark, not my own. In THAT context, I would have to agree with the parents, it was more a dash rather than a hyphen.

  30. contempt says:

    I say “Blame the grocery store bakers who use cake as a weapon of hate”


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