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Man, I love me some Top Gear. Thank you bittorrent!
Tesla Motors recently asked the government for bail out money. They’re on the road to bankruptcy.
Great concept. Difficult execution. It’s kind of an electric DeLorean. I was reading that they need a bailout too. Electric cars are risky. Hybrid seems to be the seller and best solution.
ok, top gear had 2 of these cars, and had problems with brakes in one of them. Brakes?? so, by that math, 1% of their cars, at least, have bad brakes? i thought the mantra was ‘well all we need is a silicon valley startup to make cars and the car industry will be saaaaavvveeeedddd!!’. i wanna see dvorak roll up on calacanis with his tesla dead on the side of the road sometime. and to think, some of you smarty’s on here wanted to kill the last great hope for a great electric hybrid in the chevy volt. wanna see a car that will work, check that one out. and there will be at lease 10,000 of them when they start rolling next year. not 100, or a 1000..10,000.
John posted this just to piss off Calacanis. đ
Not all good news, but these are the first steps towards the future.
I wonder if the weight problem and the lengthy charge times won’t be solved once fuel cells can be used.
I don’t think the news is all that bad. Reliability for a nearly home built car is usually poor and these are early production models. Certainly not what you get from Honda. They also drive the crap out of these cars on that track and I suspect that this played a big part in the reduction in battery life and reliability (certainly not excusable but not surprising). I think Tesla might just have enough “fashion” appeal to survive. It’s good demonstrator technology (the Delorean was not even close to that – it was a bunch of off-the-shelf parts). Batteries + electric motor may not be the final solution but it’s exploring different possibilities.
If you like this show – check out a season 10 show where they measured the mileage of a BMW 335i versus a Prius on that same track. Guess which one lost?
The Tesla Roadster, while not exactly ready for a mass audience, you might notice on the shitty eco tires it ships with went around the TG test track in the same time Porsche 911 GT3 and out performed the Lotus Elise it is based on in both a sprint and a race lap.
This is not a car that has had thousands of iterations to perfect the tech. Problem 1, the motor overheated. Again, this is not a race car and it can be fixed. Problem 2, on the replacement car they had a break failure…I assume the regenerative breaking system. Again, an early adopter issue. The third major issue was range. Oooh, they ran the battery out in only 50 miles and it charges slowly on the wall mounted socket. SHOCKING!!!
The one real problem with the Tesla in the UK would be having a place to plug it in to. Street parking does not come with a plug and that rules out damn near everyone that lives in Greater London. But, if they could make the batteries removable (at least some of them) then you could either carry them in to charge, or swap them out at a gas station.
And listen to the latest TWIT, they are not asking for bailout money, they were asking for access to some sort of government backed loans for electric car makers. It was other people that were saying “Why bail out the big 3 when that money might be better spent creating big companies out of little ones like Tesla.”
Hmm, the review didn’t seem that bad.
He got 55 miles on a charge instead of 200. Well, he was driving on a track, not exactly typical driving conditions.
And I’ve seen many a car die on Top Gear’s track.
The speed looked good, and while the tires and batterie placement may have affected handling, there was nothing there (besided the price) which would make me baulk at one of these.
Too bad the links not there to other video.
The news isn’t all good? What’s the bad news? That an electric-powered car doesn’t run forever? That Top Gear has ham-handed mechanics who break the brakes?
The only bad news I see is that the guy said “al-you-MINNIE-um”, and if Mr. Curry hears that, we’ll have to listen to him say “al-you-MINNIE-um” on No Agenda.
Best show on televison. Period. I want that Caterham that won Car of the Year later on in the show. It outperformed the Bugatti Veyron on the track last week! Amazing. The Tesla is a good first try at an electric sports car, but like they found, quality will be spotty at first. I think electric is the future, though. Probably, more cars like the Honda FCX Clarity they show later, with the hydrogen fuel cell electric motor. One moving part should make the reliability go through the roof! Until then, I’ll keep driving my 2006 Mazda MX-5. Fun as all get out and I actually get 36mpg on average!
Miss_X2b: incorrect. They asked the feds for money authorized earlier in the year that’s available to pursue energy-efficient cars. It was conceived pre-financial crisis, not as bankruptcy aversion (though certainly Tesla could use it as such if that’s on their horizon)
1/2ton of batteries, 50 mile range, 16 hour charge time = Fail.
The Tesla is way too choppy through corners to be considered a super car. They should of build a common sedan.
Is this the company that fired staff by email?
I call this review BS. This smacks of something done by a Oil Company or GM…they left a lot of information out(like several other charging options which require much less time) and didn’t test the vehicle in real conditions.
Bah Humbug
#13 – Paddy-RAMBO
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>>Fail= Fail= Fail= Fail= Fail= Fail= Fail=
>>Fail= Fail= Fail
Aw, Paddy-Rambo, everything is a failure in your eyes if it doesn’t do the same things as your Dodge Caravan.
And you bitterly resent anything that is a step away from our suckling at the Saudi teat. Are YOU an Aye-rab?
#16 – ChrisW
I call bullshit on it too. If it took them 16 hours to recharge, they must have been plugging it into that limp-dicked windmill. According to groovy green dot com:
“All Tesla owners will have two options. They can plug the roadster into a standard wall socket and wait six or seven hours to juice up. Or they can use a recharging station designed by Tesla, one that an electrician must install in the garage. Those are the stations that Hyatt will use at its three hotels, and they take three to four hours to recharge the roadster.”
Or maybe it took them so long to charge because they wanted to give their ham-handed mechanics plenty of time to bung up the breaks.
Anyone watch the rest of that episode? What’s happening to battery driven cars?
The suspense is killing…
What news isn’t good? I hate half-assed comments like that with nothing whatsoever to back it up. I’m guessing John got a snippet of the video and didn’t watch the whole thing, and thought he’d put up a snarky lil comment with it.
The Tesla is a first generation electric supercar, and goes 55 miles under harsher conditions than any of us will ever drive.
Give me a break.
Yea, absolutely must be an evil conspiracy. This is clean NOT a case of Tesla being over hyped and using cherry picking numbers. All 100 Teslas were perfect and it was the evil conspirators that broke the brakes.
Obama was actually asked directly what he thought of putting a Federal Tax on gasoline to keep the price higher than market in order to encourage fuel efficient cars, development of energy independence, revenue for infrastructure etc.
Obama said he was not for it as Americans were under enough pressure already.
Sad to hear “no change” in our energy policy or words instead of deeds.
I think a phased in tax for the reasons stated would be very wise policy. We are only digging our hole deeper now with oil predicted to go to $40 a barrel before going back up.
Let’s apply science to this “Green” car:
When you transport something their will be waste do to friction or resistance. Electricity is not immune to this fact. I can’t wait for the brown outs in California when everyone plugs in their car at night to recharge.
Rechargeable batteries that “store” this potential electrical energy are not very efficient. And this efficiency breakdowns rather quickly. What is the useful life of a laptop battery?
Electric cars waste more energy than the petrol alternatives. But who cares as long as no smoke comes out the tail? Right?
#22 – JCincy
>>I canât wait for the brown outs in
>>California when everyone plugs in their car
>>at night to recharge.
Shouldn’t be any worse than the brownouts every morning when they plug in their coffee makers. Or their hair dryer. They draw more current than the Tesla recharger.
#22 – JCincy==well done, you did that on purpose right? Been a while since I’ve seen such a hodgepodge of mismatched concepts/terminology.
You demonstrate the education and communication skills of a young earth creationist. God Bless You.
Just finished listening to TWiT, and had the same thought about John posting this to piss off Calcanis (you could hear the two of them on the brink of coming to blows for a minute). Calcanis said, “Can you just cut them some slack?” No, Jason, for a car that costs north of $100k, I’m not cutting them any slack. Speaking from the normal gadget loving middle class who cannot fathom buying a $100k car ( much less buying a second one to give away), that damn thing had better drive for me and never have a single issue over the lifetime of the car.
Think about it – you can’t use this for much other than a simple commute. If you want to drive somewhere more than 100 miles away, you’re pushing it (200 miles there and back driving responsibly to maximize range). Going somewhere further away? Like Vegas from San Fran? No frakkin’ way, that’s about 575 miles. Even driving sensibly, that’s going to be three recharges before you even get there. And anywhere but your house where you’ve paid another $2k for the special wiring needed for the quick charger (3 hours time), you’re going to have to stop for an extended charge. The infrastructure simply isn’t there, and won’t be there until you start getting more of these on the road. And you’re not going to get more of these on the road unless you have a longer range and lower price. Still, there’s not much getting around the recharging issue until they get to a new battery technology (like the zinc-air batteries maybe?). Meanwhile, I’ll take my Prius that cost 1/4 the amount and get there on a single tank of gas (or close to it, might be hard to maintain the mileage through the mountains).
#24 – Bobbo
Hey! JCincy is a scientist! Didn’t you see him say “Letâs apply science to this âGreenâ car:”??
@Mr Mustard.
I’m sorry – are you trying to say that someone that speaks actual English instead of bastardised American English is wrong for saying the word Aluminum correctly?
Wow.
Shane.
TOP GEAR is available on iTunes…
I want one powered by a ZPM, Zero Point Module! or a Fuel Cell…
Yes, have two!
#27 – ‘dro
Si no tienes nada que añadir, STFU, m’hijito.