When the officer asks for my license and registration, you show him your little pink belly and I’ll tell him we were speeding to the hospital to have more puppies.
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Elwood: It’s 2 miles to PetSmart, we have fully charged batteries, a half a pack of puppy chow, we’re cute, and the door is open.
Jake: Hit it.
they say that owners look like their dogs. this picture of paris hilton begs to differ.
Quick! Step on it before Paris wakes up!
Louise, no matter what happens, I’m glad I came with you.
Pst, I think they see us. Don’t look. Stare straight ahead. Keep driving. Almost there.
Obviously this photo was taken deep inside Paris Hilton’s hoo hoo and the classic line is… If you find the car keys, we can drive out of here.
When the officer asks for my license and registration, you show him your little pink belly and I’ll tell him we were speeding to the hospital to have more puppies.
“OK We chased it. We caught it. Now what?”
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
“You know, this new Tesla is supposed to get 200 miles to a charge.”
Dude, put the top down I’m f*cking freezing.
I said, “don’t piss-off the scary voodoo lady”, didn’t I? But did you listen? No! You had to go ahead and ask her what her Twitter name was.
The year is 2058, Paris Hilton & her pal Brittany go out for a spin after their latest amazing plastic surgery treatment. Forever young !
Put out or get out
No, I haven’t got the steering wheel. I thought you had it!
Looks like the auto business has gone to the dogs.
We made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.