The meaning of this should baffle your friends.

Buy a T-Shirt here. You’ll be doing everyone a favor, especially me and the t-shirt company.




  1. They look awesome… I want one

  2. Bubb says:

    I must obey. Done.

  3. Mister Mustard says:

    I might buy one, but only if Mr. Curry promises never to say “pokki-STAHN”, “frawnce”, or “JAGG-you-wire” again. None of those other poofie affectations of the way Brits speak, either.

  4. The Warden says:

    Sorry John. No can do when this blog is inhabited by pot shot taking, mean spirited leftists who post articles or opinions trashing Republicans on the silliest things but stay silent on the corruption on the left. The boner inducing love for Obama and all things left here is pathetic.

  5. *required says:

    As fabulous as this shirt is, wouldn’t it be cool to see if the No Agenda audience can do some unique designs?

  6. RBG says:

    What is it with T-shirts? First CNN manufactures news headlines to support its T-shirt business, and now DU. Tell me a Dvorak fragrance isn’t next. Actually, I don’t even want to think about that.

    RBG

  7. Mister Mustard says:

    #6 – ‘dro

    >>I’ll give you one if you promise to STFU

    Heh. That’s your best post of all time! ¡Felicitaciones!

  8. Randomized says:

    I’d love to buy one, maybe even two but the only payment option is paypal…

  9. chuck says:

    How about a NOAGENDA shirt?

  10. bobbo says:

    My sister made a bed spread of some of my tee-shirts and I still have another 52 sorted as to summer or winter weight.

    How about a “GitMo” jock strap?

  11. Mister Mustard says:

    I’d be more inclined to to buy a t-shirt if most of the time when I try to access this site it didn’t time out on me. Time for a tune-up:

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

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    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

  12. RGC says:

    Mr mustard, you could cut down on spamming, that might help. (one instance was all that was required).

    As for a T-Shirt I will have to decline, anything that may profit Adam Curry I find utterly distasteful, haven’t downloaded a crankygeeks episode since he bought it out, so not about to start supporting him now.

  13. Steve says:

    I’m a steady listener to No Agenda. It’s great entertainment Looking forward to being a proud wearer of the proud citizen T-shirt. I like the idea of submitting some other designs.

  14. brendal says:

    It needs that piccy of ABBA on the back before I buy it – that and a Danish flag.

  15. TThor says:

    Hey guys!!!

    The shirt is USD 16 and postage for Europe is USD 25!!!???

    Come on Adam, this is not right. Get the vendor to send by normal airmail. Its only a t-shirt no need for courier …

    So – no biz until shipment cost comes down.

  16. I’ll wait for the Yo Agenda T-shirts! 🙂

  17. Zybch says:

    I 2nd #16. $28 (to Oz) is just way too much for a shirt made for .50c by underpaid chinese workers with .25c of screen printing on it.

    I’d also like to see some with the crankygeeks logo and John’s smiling mug on them. Now that would REALLY confuse the few friends I have left.

  18. Mister Mustard says:

    #13 – RGC

    >>Mr mustard, you could cut down on spamming,
    >>that might help. (one instance was all that
    >>was required).

    That’s not spamming. It’s posting a tiny fraction of a percent of the error timeouts I get when pinging dvorak.org [64.49.42.100]. This happens so often, it’s starting to look like the default state. No other sites that I visit give me this kind of trouble. WTF???

    >>As for a t-shirt I will have to decline,
    >>anything that may profit Adam Curry I find
    >>utterly distasteful.

    I would buy two shirts to make up for your boycott, if only Mr. Curry would STOP SAYING “POKKI-stahn”, “frawnce”, and “JAGG-you-wahr”. What’s next? “SHED-yool” instead of schedule? “cahn-TRAH-vah-see” instead of controversy? Where will it all end?

  19. James Hill says:

    Meanwhile, a “Your worship is noted” shirt would sell better than some half-assed slogan that hasn’t been used properly around here.

    By calling me a troll, you’re calling me the best marketer around here. Thanks for the validation.

  20. Mr. Fusion says:

    #20, Jimy Heel,

    a “Your worship is noted” shirt would sell better

    Naa, it would attract too much fecal matter. But if fecal matter is your thing, …

  21. Mister Mustard says:

    Allow me to repeat myself (only once this time, in deference to RGC:
    PINGING DVORAK.ORG [64.49.42.100] WITH 32 BYTES OF DATA:
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
    REQUEST TIMED OUT
    PING STATISTICS FOR 65.49.42.100:
    PACKETS: SENT = 4, RECEIVED = 0, LOST = 4 (100% LOSS)

    wtf is wrong with this site?

  22. RBG says:

    Probably one of those technically obscure GIGO issues.

    RBG

  23. Zybch says:

    Mr Mustard, perhaps you ought to stop asking “Whats wrong with this site” and start asking “Whats wrong with my computer/browser/ISP/me”. It must be an american thing.

    I visit dvorak.org/blog many times daily on various computers with all the common browsers and have NEVER come across the issues you seem to keep harping on about.

    Pinging dvorak.org [65.49.42.100] with 32 bytes of data:
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=189ms TTL=54
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=187ms TTL=54
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=188ms TTL=54
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=188ms TTL=54

    Ping statistics for 65.49.42.100:
    Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss)

  24. Mister Mustard says:

    #24 – Z-Bitch

    There’s nothing wrong with my computer, my browser, my ISP, or me. I access dvorak.org slash blog (when I can) from an XP PC, a Vista PC, or a Mac, using IE, Firefox, Chrome, and occasionally, Safari. Same result every time.

    Right now, when it’s working, I get

    Pinging dvorak.org [65.49.42.100] with 32 bytes of data:

    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=129ms TTL=35
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=128ms TTL=35
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=130ms TTL=35
    Reply from 65.49.42.100: bytes=32 time=129ms TTL=35

    Ping statistics for 65.49.42.100:
    Packets: Sent=4, Received=4, Lost=0 (0% loss)
    Approximate round trip time in milli-seconds:
    Minimum=128ms, Maximum=130ms, Average-129ms

    When it’s not working, I get 100% loss. And if I can’t get on for 4 hours, there’s a magical 4-hour gap in messages posted by OTHER PEOPLE, so I don’t think I’m the only one afflicted by the problem.

    I only got the ping timeout after I tried pinging dvorak dot org. I usually just get the same useless error message from the browser about “connection reset while accessing database blah blah blah”, “this page is not available blah blah blah”, or something else, depending on the browser.

  25. Hmm..let’s see. the server was blown up and down completely. AND GOLLY you got timeouts!! Holy crap. Who knew?!?!?!

  26. Mister Mustard says:

    #26 – John C Dvorak

    It must have blown up, shrunk back down, and blown up again, because the problem has been intermittent, rather than continuous. In any case, no mention was made of the blow-up.

    I still wish that Mr. Curry would STOP SAYING “pokki-STAHN”, “frawnce”, and “JAGG-you-wahr”.

  27. QB says:

    OK, who the hell taught Mustard the ping command?

    For your homework Mustard tell me 10 ways to view a text file from a Unix command line without using an editor.

    That should keep him busy for a while…

  28. Mister Mustard says:

    #28 – Cubie

    >>For your homework Mustard tell me 10 ways to
    >>view a text file from a Unix command line
    >>without using an editor.

    Ooooh! A macho Unix command line guy, huh? ROAR! Son, I was pinging on PDPs and VAXes (or “VAXen”, as the more pimply-faced and socially retarded geeks used to call them) when you were shitting your diapers.

    I haven’t used Unix in a long time, because I have actual work to accomplish with my computer, rather than engaging in digital masturbation. The same reason I don’t use assembly language. Nonetheless, cat, less, head, tail, more, and pg come to mind. I guess that’s only six, so you must have won. Kudos, stud!!

    In any case, wtf does how many Unix commands I can remember after all this time have to do with the fact that the web site was down without explanation? That would seem to be only common courtesy, considering the for-profit nature of the site.

  29. QB says:

    I think the phrase you’re looking for is stud muffin. 😀

  30. Rick Cain says:

    The shirt needs to be prisoner orange.


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