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“If he’s levitating again I’m going to move back to my momma’s.”
“No matter how loud he yelled, Dan’s spirit could not contact his grieving wife.”
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Elmer couldn’t wait to show Otiwa his Fright-Night impression.
If he’s levitating again I’m going to move back to my momma’s.
Wait wait don’t sit dowwwwn!!!
OMG,
and I thought a night out, without 5 the kids was going to be easy..
#3 wins…
i TOLD HIM, THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM…
If it lasts more then 4 hours, GO TO THE HOSPITAL..
My mother was right…
HOW can I tell her..
In Stockton, house prices are in free fall.
Emma doesn’t care much for her husbands new indoor parachuting hobby.
Scary Aborted Landing
(crosswinds suck!)
YEEEEHAAAA!!! BIATCH!!!
I done killed a man at Wallmart!
YEEEEHAAAA!!!
OBAMA!!!!
Willey… are you listening to me?
Stop playing with that UFO wreckage… the baby isn’t yours!
Not satisfied with his second-place finish on “Dancing With The Stars,” Warren Sapp kept at it and freakishly progressed from ‘light on his feet’ to actual levitation.
No matter how loud he yelled, Dan’s spirit could not contact his grieving wife.
Good GOD, I can’t take you anywere!
#17 wins. That’s perfect!
First teaser photo from “Blackula Returns” starring Dave Chappelle and Sherri Shepard.
Wife not happy with new apartment in space.
Without his special “suction boots” on, return-air registers are FeatherMan’s kryptonite.
As the tornado passed the motel, a tremendous vacuum formed in the ventilation system, and the lighter occupants were sucked through the grilles like cheese through a grater.
Holiday Inn Express
Despite her best efforts, Lashawnda could not generate enough static electricity to keep her brother stuck to the ceiling.
#17 FTW – that was so funny I a’m stealing it.
#21 – great copy – a very close second
“Oh God; here comes another black stereotype…”
“This is not what I expected my first porno experience to be like…”
“I’m the ghost of Christmas Crash, beyotch!”
“Bonsai!!!”
(#12’s answer was my first thought.)
Your chicken head, unstabilized landing, what would he look like with hair? Please, lord, I’m not ready for a tech blog; please let it be the 2,700 year old marijuana stash.
#3 is the best – but I’ll try a one:
“I Believe I can Fly”
“Put me down you sorceress BIATCH!!”
So, gravity is not a universal law.