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I’ve always wanted to see a girl washing her p-
No, let’s not go there
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My cat would have eaten her face.
Malnourished, tat covered girl. Someone thinks she’s attractive?
#3 – Paddy-RAMBO
>>Malnourished, tat covered girl. Someone thinks >>she’s attractive?
Whoa. Up in the sky! What’s that? Are pigs flying?
For once, I agree with you RAMBO.
That girl would be a lot more attractive if she put on a few pounds and went to the dermatologist to have those shitty jailhouse tats lasered off. I never understood what drives otherwise acceptable-looking women to disfigure themselves like that.
Paddy-O Yes! Yes Oh yes, she is.I was fixated on her smile. But Tomas was right, that cat seemed awfully cooperative.
I have nothing against the tattoos except they are remarkably booring … what I don’t get is if you are going to get something permanently inked onto you, why not do something original?
She could definitely use a few good meals though … maybe we should get her one of Palin’s turkys….
Good point, Paddy-O. I never understood the attraction of drawing all over yourself with permanent ink, it’s what George Carlin used to call “self-mutilation as an attention getter”. Blah, stop drawing on yourself and punching holes in your body, it’s hideous.
And I agree, my cats would have ripped her face off too, giving them a bath is pretty much impossible, unless, I suppose, you threw them in the washing machine on a gentle cycle. 🙂
Yeah, if she tried that with my cat, that shower scene would have gotten all Hitchcock.
Her wig was pretty terrible…
I tried this with our 20 pound Tom cat when I was 10. Not only can cats hover, they can almost disembowel you with their hind claws…
Thank you for that public service announcement.
We once had a cat that would claw at just about anyone who went by or touched it. My sister would give him a bath weekly (int the sink) and brush his teeth every night. If she didn’t he would wake her to to brush them.
Also, I bet the cat in the video above has been declawed.
This is just sick, disgusting !!!
Oh, wrong thread, I meant Palin VS Turkeys…
I was waiting for her to start licking the cat.
My dyslexia must be acting up again. I read the title as:
“How to give birth to a cat”
She skipped one step.
Right after you catch the cat you have to give it a large sedative. Unconcious would be a good state in which to bathe a cat.
Unless you LIKE to bleed.
The first thing I’d do after catching the cat is to put on thick protective clothing.
Two things I don’t do is take food from dogs and give cats baths. It isn’t safe.
My cat would have gone into cuisinart mode and sliced & diced.
It’s incredible what people will do just for a few more facebook or myspace buddies.
Can you say:
4wheel drive CAT CLAWS..
CAN you say TREE, ad envision yourself AS ONE..
This can only happen if you have GIVEN the cat, BATHS since its was YOUNG…
OTHERWISE, you would need to cover the PAWS with heavy LEATHER, and medicate the cat..
If you dont, you will need LOTS of medication YOURSELF, and PATCHES of new skin..
She is nuts to get in the bath with her cat. He must be declawed, otherwise he would climb her like a tree.
The trick to bathing a cat, in my experience, is to
(a) put something on the floor of the bath for them to grab. It freaks them out not be able to cling to something. Even a rubber mat helps.
(b) Put about 3 inches of warm water in the tub before you bring the cat in to the bath. The running water noise stresses them. They think you are planning to drown them.
(c) Use a simple can to pour water over the cat. Again, the water pressure, noise, etc., of the shower just stresses them.
Do those three things, it is easy. Afterword, they are usually grateful and enjoy being clean.
I have had to give my cat a bath a few times (she had a hard time controller her bladder when she had bladder stones). The way I have found to do it is get a bucket, some thick gloves, and wear long sleeve shirt. And wash the cat in the bathroom with the door closed so the cat can’t run far.
Oh how did ya’ll miss this one.
My, her pussy sure was wet!
My cat would have put her in intensive care.
Don
That poor cat. She obviously trims the cats claws (or maybe she’s one of those savages that has the cat declawed) At least the cat seems to be resigned to his fate.
The girl is decent. She isn’t too thin. Travel outside of America, that’s what the rest of the world looks like.
The cat is very calm. Washing a cat is a two person job. Use a sink. One holds around the shoulders and over the back. The other washes. Don’t use people soap, cats lick themselves.
How to Give a Pill to a Cat
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13. Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat’s mouth open with small wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet mignon. Hold head vertically and pour ½ pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture store on way home to order new table.
#27 – That was my laugh for the week. Great!
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A little thin but I think we’ve been desensitized to overweight women. I watched the first Superman last night and Lois Lane looked skinny when I know 20 years ago I thought she was perfect.
Tats – gotta go. Don’t like chics with tattoos. Unless they are sailor chics but that is another argument.
I gave a cat a bath once. Once.
# 26 chris said, “The girl is decent. She isn’t too thin. Travel outside of America, that’s what the rest of the world looks like.”
I’ve lived oversees. She’s actress thin. Ya know, the ones who have a hard time getting pregnant because the body knows it is malnourished .
#29 Paddy-O, spending a lot of time at BigBeautifulFeet.com lately?
A cat like that who gets wet and doesn’t fight back? Methinks they forgot to add the step called “Hiding tranquilizers in your cat’s dinner.”