 “The one on the left is hot, but the one in the middle is a bitch” |
DEPARTMENT store staff were left shocked after discovering a burglar tucked up in bed with some of their plastic female dummies.
Staff who opened the store in the morning found Metin Erzurum wrapped up in a window display bed with three mannequins.
The 37-year-old kinky burglar is being charged with burglary and criminal damage after admitting he attempted an orgy with the dummies.
But this isn’t the first time a thief has decided to get up close and personal with plastic models while robbing a store.
One German thief donned female clothing in a department store and stood in the window display to avoid being spotted and captured by police.
Unfortunately, a passer-by spotted the unshaven, life-like mannequin and reported him.
And exactly what were you searching when you found this?
Finally, an article on which Republicans and Democrats can agree on.
#1: Your bio. [rimshot]
“Everything’s going to be plastic by and by.”
Hope they had a hardware dept. in that store.
(Drill, baby, drill!)
I know who the dummies were. James Hill, Paddy-O, and brendal. My question is… Who was the guy?
# 3 Uncle Dave
Oh that was a slam dunk. James you have be pwned!!!
Rent the film “Run Fat Boy Run”. There is a funny scene with the principal character and a store mannequin.
#6 – J
LOL
#3 – That makes sense.
As the most acclaimed commentator on Dvorak.org/blog, James Hill often encounters those with plastic personalities who are as easy to knock off their pedestals as mannequins. James freely admits enjoying this kinky task, comparing it to “raping an orgy of willing [females]“.
#6, #8 – Worship, noted.
James Hill wouldn’t like these, wrong gender.
#10 – Don’t worry, you still have two holes. You have a purpose… [female].
(Also, Obama’s Grandmother just died. No reason to mention it other than we hit the 10th post with no reference to Obama.)
No wonder James Hill’s mother went from being pro-life to pro-choice.
#12 – More worship! Please, continue. I command you.
#12 – I met his parents. They are a couple of nice guys.
#14 – Special Ed
http://xrl.us/thebirthofjameshill
#15 – LMAO! Born from an overdose of Ex-Lax.
But none of them look like Kim Cattrall!
J/P=?
It was a German department store, BTW. And if you saw the kind of mannequins they have there, you might understand the burglar’s need, better.
Nothing like what John’s blog supplied a photo of. These german dummies would give Pam Anderson a run for her money.
#15, #16 – That’s the best you can do? Total ownership by the great one, as your responses only confirm your own homosexuality.
Don’t be ashamed. You may still even be able to get married in California after today.
Too easy.
#19, Jimy Heel,
Why we should be jealous of the “great one”.
And he ain’t sharing !!!
Pretty German mannequins? Sounds like Sexy Kraftwerk.