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TAMPA – No one saw Louise Deeringer’s false teeth behind the TV stand until it was too late.
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It all started about 11:15 p.m. Thursday in a mobile home at 6012 Broadway Ave., where Deeringer confronted Dugas about where he had put her teeth, police said.Dugas, 49, said he didn’t know where her teeth were, but Deeringer, 56, didn’t believe him, police said.
Dugas got angry and gave Deeringer what she told police were “flying lessons” – he tossed her up in the air and on the kitchen floor, police said.
Deeringer grabbed a kitchen knife and chased him outside, police said. She saw him re-enter through the back door and chased him down a hall, at one point saying, “You’re going to tell me where my teeth are, or I’m going to kill you,” police said.
Dugas ran into a bathroom, and Deeringer stabbed the bathroom door, police said.
Har! “Flying lessons.” What a nice couple.
Found by MJ.
You missed the best part. The door bled to death.
Does this get a Florida banner? Have they voted yet? Want to bet they are McCain voters? Haw!
[Cripes, I forgot the Wacky Florida banner! – ed.]
Take a bite out of crime.
Whoa, did I get Springer Uncensored by mistake?
How come stories like this always seem to come from Florida?
[Because Florida has more trailer parks. – ed.]
I guess she won’t be voting on Tuesday…
It’s hillbilly week on Fox.
It sounds like this guy body-slammed this lady on the linoleum kitchen floor. I bet when they get out they will make-up until the next check comes.
#2, improbus,
Naa, people like this tend not to vote.
One would think this wouldn’t be a slow news week. This story has been on two different talk radio shows this morning. The things people will do to each other when they stuck in a relationship are rather comical at times. I think the most impressive bout of domestic squabble I’ve seen is a guy who ran through a glass sliding door.
I smell a FOX reality show.
“The Darling Deeringers”
“Waiting for Dugas”
“The Dueling Deeringers”
“The Deeringer Hunter”