Long Ditton family find ‘Satan’s car’ parked in front of their home
A Christian family are concerned dark forces are behind a devilish looking car that has sat in front of their house for a month.
Julian Clarke, from Long Ditton, is concerned about a black Pontiac Trans Am that has been anonymously parked in his road.
The sinister vehicle has blacked out windows, 666 on the number plate, devils on all four wheels and has been stationary for a month.
“I go to church and I’m quaking in my boots,” said Mr Clarke.
“The car is like the spawn of the devil, it couldn’t look more evil if it tried. The only way it could look worse would be if it had horns.”
Mr Clarke said he did not take much notice at first but as Halloween approaches, his fears are growing.
“I’m beginning to think there is something dark and unexplained happening here. We want it moved from outside our house,” he said.
I am glad they show a complete lack of trust in their “Faith” to save them. What a waste of space.
Evil , evil
What makes a mechanical object evil ?
Its the people who drive the car
The same car can be used to drive a pregnant women to hospital or rob a bank with
Its the drivers not the mechanical automobile
Oh man, how cool would that be to own Satan’s car!
Cruz’n down the street with my hommies in da’ back slammn’ brews and taunting dem’ ho’s in da car of Satan himself!
“Long Ditton”? WTF kind of place is named “Long Ditton”??
#4 LOL. It’s the kinda place where you find people described in the article.
You’d think the guy would have poured holy water or s/g on the car by now…
Maybe its Project Satan, a savage, evil intelligent car built out of the most evil parts of the most evil cars in history. The steering wheel from Hitler’s staff car. The left turn signal from Charles Manson’s VW. The windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider.
Cool, where can I get one?
It probably has one of those old catalytic converters which gives off the smell of atheistic, liberal, communistic, devil worship.
It’s the car from Death Proof!
If they were American, I’d just find this story funny, but the fact that they are British is making me a feel a lot less smug than I usually do when reading these stories….
#6
Nice reference that was a great episode.
Oh, come on! It was KITT. He’s just trying to do his part for neighborhood watch.
I can assure you all that this is not my car. I drive a Focus… 🙂
Don’t laugh, I remember back in the 70’s when I was working in a plywood mill in Oregon, a man straightened out his glasses and then got attacked by another who thought he was making devil signs.
I was physically threatened while talking to a friend, I said “God Damn!”. The person standing in line behind me let me know in no uncertain way he was willing to die for his God because I “used God’s name in vain”.
I thought I had Satan’s car. It was a AMC Gremlin that spoke in tongues.
That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
On the other hand, most cities will tow away abandoned vehicles if reported.
#16 kurt,
Maybe, but not SATAN’S car!
You don’t want to be there when the owner shows up to pay the fine!
At least Satan know’s a good car when he sees it! It could’ve been a Ford Pinto or a Chevy Chevette.
Suppose it’s owned by a little, old lady. Like Ruth Gordon in Rosemary’s Baby.
Might be Cruella de Vil’s new rig.
Hey I’m a good christian and I kick ass everyday for the lord…not.A couple of boobs being hosed by someone who knows what gullible tools they are.
Without pictures this story is a failure.
I find it funny that people who talk the most about how religious they are tend also to be the ones who are most worried about things being “Satanic” and evil. If they are holier-than-thou wouldn’t their faith keep them safe?
They don’t make satan cars anymore…AMC went out of business long ago.
I don’t care for religion that much but one does have to ask the question: Do you really think Satan gets around town in a car? A fallen archangel from the highest chorus of angels drives around town in a Trans Am? Those religious people sure are dumb.
The only thing more ominous looking is a volvo.
What happens to it if it is doused in gasoline? Just asking.
Someone parked in his spot over in front of 666.
It has tags doesn’t it? Call and find out who it belongs to.
More likely you guys are working for an ad company without getting paid.
It wouldn’t occur to God-boy to let the air out of the car’s tires. Then if they all magically reinflated themselves, within minutes, he’d truly have to worry.
Someone has to find out who owns this car and send him the article. Betcha the thing will have chrome horns by the end of the week.