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This is what happens when you don’t properly secure your load. De De De.
How do you know it’s going to be a bad day?
And this is why every shopping cart steers like ass.
#3: Loved that comment
Whatever happened to the logo contest? Does anyone know? John?
A great example of Newton’s First Law Of Motion.
“A body continues to maintain its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force” i.e when the truck moves the carts stay where they are. Don’t f*ck with science!
Well, that got the carts unloaded anyway, and flat spotted all the wheels.
These guys are ready to graduate to Wal-Mart.
#5 – Didn’t you hear the news?? I won the DU logo contest:
A fine testament to the American education system.
Why was that guy just looking at it right before they left…and WHY was the door open…and WHO thought that would work!? and Who stole the video to post 😛
Just… buahahahahahahahahaha
at ~$250 a cart….that is hilarious….
Fake, but still funny.
[Duplicate comment deleted. Please don’t double post! – ed.]
This is what you get for $7/hr.
Target recycles all of their old shopping carts. Im guessing the guy or girl driving the truck was just a little to impatient and didnt even give them a chance to shut the door. Which led to a shopping cart epic fail. haha
Nice viral ad for Target.
The doors to the trailer were not shut because they swing open to the side of the trailer. You have to open them before you back into the dock door and close them after you pull away from the dock door. Some warehouses want you to leave them open til the guard at the gate checks the trailer to make sure nothing else was “mistakenly” loaded. I’ll bet there is a camera on every dock door in that warehouse to record everything loaded or unloaded. Less chance of a Sony PS3 or LCD TV “walking” away.
Somebody, though, forgot to use some type of load lock before the trailer pulled away from the dock. Either the metal tube type or a logistics strap would have prevented the mess.
reminds me of this video
http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-unload-a-car.html
This video is what the Internet was made for.
Yeah!
*intercom*
Clean up at the loading dock. All associates report to the loading dock please.
*click*
Been’ there…seen that before.
I watched a Target truck pull away from the dock with merchandise and the door up. For several hundred yards across the lot merchandise was scattered everywhere.
BTW, the trailer door rolls up, not a swing open style. The other trailer at the dock/door is ready to be pulled, driver hooked up wrong trailer.
I’ve seen entire loads delivered to the wrong dock and even to the wrong store. Can you imagine a fourty foot trailer full of desk lamps? Thousands! All delivered in error. Should have gone to sidt center not the store location.
sooo funny!!!
this was a new target and they got a load of carts and the driver was their to pick up a empty Trailer hooked up to the wrong one
Trust me this Did happen I work for Target and it took place a few weeks ago