Jesus narrowly escapes when hydroplane flips.
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Go Jesus, Go Jesus Whoo Hoo, Go Jesus Go Jesus…
The Flash leaves quite a wake behind him when he gets up to speed.
I’m better off running this race…
Run Forrest Run…
Jesus wins the ‘One True Faith’ boat race on foot, beating Vishnu by a whisker.
Har! Seems like most every photo turns into a caption this contest.
The 4th man to walk on water…
…at least to my knowledge.
Damn pedestrians. Use the crosswalk next time.
When Leroy was on a tear, there was almost no stopping him.
Awesome, Jesus has a vapor trail behind his ass.
Feets don’t fail me now!!!!
RUN BABY RUN…
ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME, and I NEED MORE SPEED..
Jesus was disqualified for leaving his vehicle; Vishnu is declared the winner!
Umm, it’s a hydroplane (rides on top of the water) not a hydrofoil (a boat with wing-like foils mounted on struts below the hull)
[You’re exactly right. Thanks, fixed. – ed.]
Note to self: next time wear Depends for those long races.
LEGS dont fail me now….
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IM A DUCK, IM A DUCK, FLAP FLAP FLAP, QUACK QUACK QUACK…
Buck Rogers in the 21st Century.
great pic!
Jesus Christ claims there was no wrongdoing involved in a weekend boat crash where another boater was killed.
According to police documents, the Messiah claims, “The other boat, it, like, appeared out of nowhere!”
Investigators, however, were skeptical.
“I find it hard to believe that an omniscient deity could simply ‘miss’ something like this,” stated Investigator Duff. “His claim was made even weaker after we have discovered a photograph showing Him fleeing the scene of the accident across the water.”
During questioning, Jesus became belligerent and was tasered multiple times before finally being subdued. Shortly thereafter, Jesus registered an incredible 100.00% BAC on a standard drug/alcohol test.
Jesus was booked for boating under the influence, leaving the scene of an injury accident, resisting arrest, reckless boating, and manslaughter.
Prosecutors, however, acknowledge some charges may have to be dropped after the suspicious resurrection of the deceased boater and after two key pieces of evidence–the two damaged boats–were tampered with and completely repaired.
[Har! – ed.]
great capture! i guess their tribe is increasing. he’s the 4th man indeed. 🙂
Jesus realized Noah had something when he recommended not storing the elephants at the front of the ark.
Insert Benny Hill music here.
natefrog wins!
Headline news at 5
Man arrested for running onto race track and causing accident.
Police we at first hampered in their ability to capture the subject by their inablitiy to walk on water.
Detectives were refered to “The Bible” by witnesses, saying a Jesus Christ has confessed to the ability to walk on water in the work
The subject was tracked to “The Lady of the Lake” Church where a 10 hour SWAT standoff ensued. The long standoff was attributed to a single donut and Koloche being able to feed the entire police staff on site for the entire duration of the standoff.
Unfortunately the subject is said to have died while in custody, with Internal affiars investingating the cause. Even more bizarre the body disappeared from the morgue 3 days later.
Jesus knew Dad was gonna be mad after he took the hydroplane out for a secret spin