Chef Anthony Morley, who ate gay lover’s flesh, found guilty of murder – Times Online — This entire bizarre story is not for the queasy.

Says he cannot remember a thing.

He said he also could not remember carving and cooking sections of Mr Oldfield’s body but said he might have done it because he thought he was preparing a piece of meat at work.

When police searched the house they found a chopping board with six pieces of human flesh, cooked so they were raw in the middle and browned on the edges. A bundle of fresh herbs, a knife used to chop them, some olive oil and a dish of seeds were found on the work surface near the cooker and a frying pan was on the hob with the remnants of fried herbs and oil in it.

As the jury returned a verdict of guilty, after deliberating for two hours and twenty minutes, members of the packed public gallery cheered and applauded. Morley clasped his hands and bowed his head and several jury members left the court in tears.




  1. stopher says:

    Did he use Farva Beans?

  2. bob says:

    maybe a nice chiante?

  3. admfubar says:

    aawww no screen capture from rocky horror?? 😛

  4. admfubar says:

    hhmmm doesnt sound anything like soylent green…………..

  5. Dallas says:

    Why all the fuss? So, he undercooked it. So what?

  6. Ah_Yea says:

    Ok, for all of you who wish Halloween came earlier, here you go:

    “I found the case of William Buehler Seabrook, a journalist with the New York Times who traveled extensively in West Africa. Fascinated with the concept of cannibalism, he persuaded a medical intern at the Sorbonne (the University of Paris) to give him a chunk of human meat from the body of a healthy man killed in an accident, which he cooked and ate, describing is as follows:

    “It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have.””

    Yummmm….

    http://www.layscience.net/node/268

  7. deowll says:

    Guilty by reason of insanity.

  8. brendal says:

    elBoyi

  9. Dave W says:

    “Still no sign of land..how long is it?”

  10. Paddy-O says:

    “…they found a chopping board with six pieces of human flesh, cooked so they were raw in the middle and browned on the edges.”

    At least he didn’t ruin the meat.

  11. Carcarius says:

    Guys, stop you’re making me hungry!

  12. contempt says:

    And when you thought the gay lifestyle couldn’t get any more creepy. At least he wasn’t imitating a priest.

  13. Paddy-O says:

    #12 From an evolutionary standpoint, homosexuality is a dead end abberation.

  14. Angel H. Wong says:

    #13

    And yet it still happens in nature. An even bigger aberration is true monogamy, ie. when both the male and the female DON’T CHEAT each other.

  15. Yes, great. Thank you all for confirming that I am cultivating a user base of joke writers and screwballs. Perfect!

  16. JoaoPT says:

    #15
    When in Rome…

  17. Who says:

    Does this mean James Hill is gone, I hope?

  18. DracoIgnis says:

    After watching BROKEBUTT MOUNTAIN….hahaha!Not Hannibal…..or The Red Dragon……yet they still complain about rock’n’roll since Elvis….they blame metal music for some f**khead crimes….Yet no one blames homosexuality for anything…..These guys could have been a nice couple that adopted 3 kids….and afterwards “daddy” cuts “the other daddy”s throat and cook it……they guy mentioned sexual abuse in his childhood…..yet homosexuality has nothing to do with anything wrong….lets sacrifice Jungs work of a lifetime for political correctness……political correctness went down with the Trade Centers!Wake the f**k up!

  19. hemlockdreams says:

    how many homosexuals actually commit any crimes? I would bet it is a smaller percentage than the uber masculine heterosexual men of the world…for that matter the amount of humans in general who tend to kill and/or eat other humans is tiny but we are all programmed to notice and be fascinated by the unusual.

  20. hemlockdreams says:

    how many homosexuals actually commit any crimes? I would bet it is a smaller percentage than the uber masculine heterosexual men of the world…for that matter the amount of humans in general who tend to kill and/or eat other humans is tiny but we are all programmed to notice and be fascinated by the unusual.


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