Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be in Roswell on Sunday for a rally.

The event is slated for Roswell’s Great Southwest Aviation. Doors open at 1 p.m., and the program begins at 2:30 p.m.

The McCain-Palin campaign’s Web site says tickets are required and will be given out on a first come, first serve basis but do not guarantee entry.

Uh, OK.




  1. Christo says:

    But…but doesn’t that negate the entire purpose of a ticket‽

  2. moss says:

    Next up? Campaigning at Area 51.

  3. Chuck says:

    I thought the Republican ticket was against immunity for illegal aliens…

  4. Chuck says:

    No, no Sarah. When we said “Illegal Aliens”, what we meant was…

  5. Ben says:

    Anyone know what the residents of Roswell think about all this alien hype? That is all that town seems to be associated with.

    However, since this is a Republican rally, what would be the reaction to the aliens? Would there be both the people that wish to exploit their labor and the people that want them deported?

  6. The Monster's Lawyer says:

    #3 Chuck – HaHaHaHa!
    Very good. You made my day. 🙂

  7. JimD says:

    Sarah is going to get those DEAD SPACE ALIENS IN THE ICEBOX REGISTERED REPUBLICAN !!! Every vote counts for the MINORITY REPUKE PARTY !!!

  8. cully says:

    If Sarah can’t handle Katie Couric’s probes, how will she handle Alien probes?

  9. Mr. Fusion says:

    Palin might want to go home and check out her own numbers. She’s a failure both in Alaska and the National stage.

  10. JimD says:

    “The McCain-Palin campaign’s Web site says tickets are required and will be given out on a first come, first serve basis but do not guarantee entry.” – Usual PRE-SCREENED AND HAND-SELECTED MOB OF GOPERS – ONLY !!!

    So much for Sarah “meeting the public” !!!

  11. JimD says:

    Wonder if they would let Tina Fey in ???

  12. MikeN says:

    Al Gore was born nine months after Roswell.

  13. Rabble Rouser says:

    The Roswell incident was in July of ’47, Gore was born in March of ’48. Sorry MikeN, that’s only EIGHT months!

  14. Elmer_of_Borg says:

    7/7/47-3/31/48…the alien DNA shaved 2 days off the average


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