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gaaaahhhhh!
“I didn’t make this shirt. She gave me a hug and her makeup rubbed off.”
Let me just say, that as someone voting for McCain/Palin, this is friggin’ terrifying. For all the criticizing the right does of the left for blindly praising Obama, seeing things like this seems like the pot calling the kettle black. Both sides are idol worshiping and will be sorely disappointed.
Now I’m going to go wash my eyeballs with AJAX.
“If you don’t Vote for Palin, god will leave you here when judgment day comes!”
“Tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes!”
Reminds me of those “I ran into Tammy Faye at the mall” t-shirts from years ago.
Why don’t men look at my eyes when they are talking to me?
(Click photo to enlarge)
By God, why!!!!!
“Palin always said that life was like a box of chocolates.”
These ones are just apparently full of nuts.
About this person:
1) Has QVC burned into the phosphor of her TV
2) Has all the figurines from the Franklin Mint Elvis collection
3) State chooses about her body not her.
4) Has 2 guns (his&hers)
5) Rudderless life drift is magnetized into conformity by God and Republican devotion.
6) Shares worldly incuriousness with her idol Sarah.
MY EYES… I wish I was now blind!
Now that’s what I call a Honky Mom.
Beauty is not only skin deep, sometimes it’s shirt deep too.
Pathetic humans!
Morbo: “Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon.”
Nixon: “Hello Morbo. How’s the family?”
Morbo: “Belligerent and numerous.”
Nixon: “Good man, Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.”
Morbo: “Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?”
John Jackson: “Unthinkable.”
Jack Johnson: “I wouldn’t think of it.”
Morbo: “What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope.”
Nixon: “Question is vague. You don’t say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn’t harm the child.”
Cult of personality, yo! Represent!
Mom?
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
#7 – mastmar221 – “Palin always said that life was like a box of chocolates.”
These ones are just apparently full of nuts.
LMAO
#11 – Dallas – Now that’s what I call a Honky Mom.
LOL
“I’m with stupid”
“Actual size”
Fashion looks either very stupid at the moment it’s starting, or when other people have already moved on.
“I voted for McCain and all I got was this ugly ass tee-shirt”
Vote Palin or burn in hell!
My eyes are down here!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy just doesn’ t work.
Who is the guy behind her voting for?
Have you seen the latest cover — err, t-shirt — of Palin? Some would say it is ridiculously unfair to her.
This t-shirt is a clear slap in the face of Sarah Palin, it highlights every imperfection that every human being has!
I f*%k on the first date
First time I ever saw a picture AND I was afraid to open to a LARGER version. That just scared me period.
I gotta say that comment #6 said it much better.
Who’s that on the other shirt?
#26 – paddler – I f*%k on the first date
We know…
Bad link.
#31 – hhopper
Better?