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The little known country of Ricechekeslovakia fields its first Olympic swim team.
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Croatian Trainer: “Nooo you Freddy Mercury clones, this is how the real Freddy does it! Now watch!”
Swimmer, thinking: “And they said these checkered flag logos on our funny hats would help us swim a lot faster…”
“DOODY!”
…you put your back side in, and you shake it all about…you do the hokey pokey
“And his mustache was this big!”
Regards comment #2…
They’re not swimmers… they don’t wear helmets like those… I’m pretty sure this is a water polo team. The ear protection is there on those head coverings. Those polo balls can be thrown quite hard.
“…and when I finally reeled that bastard in, it was THIS freckin’ BIG!”
“I’m gonna break your neck!”
“Wilma!”
“Did you see the SIZE of that floater!”
And his winky was THIS BIG!!!!
“It’s got Sony guts”
(SNL-Tom Hanks)
There’s a Borat joke here somewhere, I just haven’t decided what it is yet.
Come on Sarah… one more push…
Does that make my ass look fat????????
“Bob’s Big Boy was the inspiration for our uniforms.”
Jesus Chr*st man! Put your trunks back on!
The little known country of Ricechekeslovakia fields its first Olympic swim team.
[Har! Very clever! – ed.]
How vany timez haz I told you to not peez in zee vaater? No, Adolf, do not liez to mee. Theez zwimzoots temperature eez monitored by the damn chineez. Getz out! Schnell!
“After Steroid testing was dropped for the women’s Water Polo matches at the 2012 Olympic Games, some teams decided to not wear their bathing suit tops.”
“How can he swim with it being THAT big!”
“Again, I am telling you. They are not gay! Those are committee approved bathing suits. I swear! Why won’t you believe me? How many times….”
“No! You put the ball in the goal!”
“When I get my hands on the guy who designed these outfits…”
Looks all pretty serious to me
Time to go swimming guys
What did you boys do to my picnic tablecloth??
Ok, who DOOD it in the pool?
not me
not me
not me
…
not me..
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LOOK at the color of that water!
Is it supposed to be that color?
Iv never seen it that color before…
REF’ REF’ what is in this water?
Nothing.. its clean.
CLEAN! but it isnt brown..
“What game? I’m telling you, those gazongas were THIS BIG!!!!”
“No-a one-a gonn-a stop-a team-a pizzeria!”
Fluffy! FLUFFY?!? Anyone seen fluffy-wuffy wittle snookems?
OK guys… let’s go make some burgers!
Dat’s a one spicy meatball!
“…And then that bastard jumped on my back, and before I could do anything, he…”